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No Gifts, Please

No Gifts, Please

Explicitly banning gifts is our signature thing.
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Jessica Bylander
That Burgundy A-Line Dress With The Tags Still On Three Years Later Would Like To Have A Word With…

That Burgundy A-Line Dress With The Tags Still On Three Years Later Would Like To Have A Word With…

It’s not her it’s you
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Sue E OConnor, MD
All-Team Meeting About the Mass Layoffs, 1 PM, Snacks Provided

All-Team Meeting About the Mass Layoffs, 1 PM, Snacks Provided

Sometimes you lose your job, but gain a tiny bag of baked Cheetos
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Sarah James
Forget TikTok, Try RickTok

Forget TikTok, Try RickTok

Meet your newest social media obsession: RickTok.
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Adam Dietz
I’m The Archbishop, And, For The Last Time, There Is NOTHING Funny About The Word “Rectory”

I’m The Archbishop, And, For The Last Time, There Is NOTHING Funny About The Word “Rectory”

Turn the other cheek.
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Luke Herzog
Allegations Against MediBotRX, the AI Doctor

Allegations Against MediBotRX, the AI Doctor

A class-action lawsuit alleges MediBotRX has harmed, baffled, and invented new forms of malpractice.
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Harvey Lieberman
Welcome To Our Period Drama Set In France, Where Everyone Has An English Accent

Welcome To Our Period Drama Set In France, Where Everyone Has An English Accent

Here at the CW, authentic storytelling is our fish and chips!
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Emily Kapp
More Heehee's and Hoohoo's
Corkscrewing: The Dating App For Wine Enthusiasts

Corkscrewing: The Dating App For Wine Enthusiasts

Find your perfect pairing in love
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Jen Metcalf🍷
The First Two Pages Of My Simple, Sixteen Page Cat Sitting Guide

The First Two Pages Of My Simple, Sixteen Page Cat Sitting Guide

Please keep a copy with you at all times
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Keenan Novi
Unintentionally Incriminating Anecdotes From My Memoir

Unintentionally Incriminating Anecdotes From My Memoir

I remember a time I was driving late and I hit a garbage can that looked just like a man.
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Adam Dietz
ChatGPT Just… Auto-Completes Me

ChatGPT Just… Auto-Completes Me

A Dear John Letter
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Roxanne Hale, Birmingham Realtor
Mother’s Day Cards For Shitty Mothers

Mother’s Day Cards For Shitty Mothers

Tell it like it is.
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Susan M. Clarke
Job Rejection Emails I Would Prefer To Receive

Job Rejection Emails I Would Prefer To Receive

Trust us, you didn’t really want this job
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Nicole Beckley
I’m A Highly Sensitive Password

I’m A Highly Sensitive Password

And I feel overwhelmed.
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Susan M. Clarke
Welcome To Our Hip Expensive Sandwich Shop

Welcome To Our Hip Expensive Sandwich Shop

Wait times vary but we average about 45 minutes per sandwich.
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Julien Perez
How To Tell Someone Their Breath Reeks

How To Tell Someone Their Breath Reeks

Listerine is cheaper than therapy: let’s talk
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Julia Wolov
China Cannot Be Trusted. Take It From Me, a Columnist Who Does Not Speak Chinese

China Cannot Be Trusted. Take It From Me, a Columnist Who Does Not ...

Believe me, there is just no way to know what they are talking about.
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Andrew Patrick Clark
The Universal Experience Of Feeling Awkward While People Sing You Happy Birthday

The Universal Experience Of Feeling Awkward While People Sing You H...

I can’t stress this enough, I never know what to do with my hands.
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David Krieg
Baby Shoes: The All-New Broadway Musical!

Baby Shoes: The All-New Broadway Musical!

The Tragic, 6-Word Story is Now an Expensive, Bloated Musical.
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Patrick Coyne
Signs You Still Don’t Understand Baseball’s Balk Rule

Signs You Still Don’t Understand Baseball’s Balk Rule

You yell, “That’s a balk!” at the TV when there’s not a balk.
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Dan Gutenberg
The Best Sex Dreams My Fried, Anxiety-Ridden Brain Is Currently Capable Of Generating

The Best Sex Dreams My Fried, Anxiety-Ridden Brain Is Currently Cap...

Ryan Gosling, Paul Mescal, and my son’s allergist all eagerly await me in a clearing in the woods.
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Johanna Gohmann
Volatile Stock Market Or Your Crazy Ex?

Volatile Stock Market Or Your Crazy Ex?

Sometimes, inanimate objects have the same characteristics as animate ones.
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Rebekah Iliff
Absolutely Average Roommate Listings In Los Angeles

Absolutely Average Roommate Listings In Los Angeles

This is as normal as it gets! Some real gems in here.
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Tavvy
Don’t Got Milk

Don’t Got Milk

Raw or pasteurized — it’s all gross to me
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Kara Panzer
Romance Novels Based On My Dating History

Romance Novels Based On My Dating History

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Ali Solomon
Tradwife Seeks Unpaid Assistant/Husband

Tradwife Seeks Unpaid Assistant/Husband

Are you disillusioned with being the breadwinner, and instead want to be the breadmaker?
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Angus Duffin
Guidelines For Character Accents In Hollywood Films

Guidelines For Character Accents In Hollywood Films

Straight from the Academy of Motion Pictures
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Caleb Coy
I Just Bought Everyone’s DNA From 23andMe!

I Just Bought Everyone’s DNA From 23andMe!

A new YouTube video by MrBeast
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Todd Mitchell
Incident Log At The First Blender Factory

Incident Log At The First Blender Factory

A lot of sacrifice paved the way for that mango smoothie.
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David Gusaas
Am I A Neighborhood Coyote Disguised As A Family Dog Or Just Experiencing Postpartum Depression?

Am I A Neighborhood Coyote Disguised As A Family Dog Or Just Experi...

In the last year, it feels like I’ve aged way more than seven
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Alyssa Giuliani
Which Wizard Of Oz Character Are You Based On Your Menopause Symptoms? And Yes, It’s All Of Them.

Which Wizard Of Oz Character Are You Based On Your Menopause Sympto...

A Technicolor breakdown brought to you by collagen envy and industrial-grade lube.
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Shayne Buchwald-Nickoles
Are You There God? It’s Me, A Fly Trapped In The Pool Filter

Are You There God? It’s Me, A Fly Trapped In The Pool Filter

I fell off the wagon (or ledge in this case, pool joke). I’m floating closer towards the filter. I can hear the “GULP GULP CHURN.”
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Emily Menez
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