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FAQ With The Worst Driver On The Road

FAQ With The Worst Driver On The Road

Q: Aren’t you worried about getting a ticket? Or worse, killing somebody?
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Jen Metcalf🍷
The Little Free Library Epidemic

The Little Free Library Epidemic

A concerned neighbor’s plea to stop the madness.
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Amarie Skrzyp
LinkedIn Bro Goes To Rehab

LinkedIn Bro Goes To Rehab

Agree? Follow me for more hot takes.
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Brigs H
I, Sherlock Holmes, Do Humbly Request Roles In Hardcore Fan Fiction

I, Sherlock Holmes, Do Humbly Request Roles In Hardcore Fan Fiction

To use your contemporary parlance, “Holmes is Horny.”
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Mike Todasco
Guidelines For Creating Another Screenwriting Competition

Guidelines For Creating Another Screenwriting Competition

By Stephen F. Scammer
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Mikhail Chistoserdov
Dear USDOT: How Many Babies Do I Need To Have To Get A Protected Bike Lane?

Dear USDOT: How Many Babies Do I Need To Have To Get A Protected Bike Lane?

Let me know before my uterus crumbles!
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Sarah James
Greek Mythological Figures Answer Dating Prompts

Greek Mythological Figures Answer Dating Prompts

Even gods find love complicated
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Rick McClelland
More Heehee's and Hoohoo's
The Divine Gift Of Sleep Apnea: A Tale Of The Breathing Jesus Doll

The Divine Gift Of Sleep Apnea: A Tale Of The Breathing Jesus Doll

Where religious merchandise meets respiratory assistance, and the internet can’t stop wheezing about it.
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Jennifer Ingham
I Joined My Neighborhood's Facebook Group And I’m Addicted To The Likes And Comments

I Joined My Neighborhood's Facebook Group And I’m Addicted To The L...

I can’t stop posting conspiracies and feigned outrage
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S.P Vallejo
I Fear I’m Running Out Of Anecdotes For The Jeopardy! Interview

I Fear I’m Running Out Of Anecdotes For The Jeopardy! Interview

I could talk about how in preparation for the show, my husband, Gene would help me in my weak areas (islands, the Bible)
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Danielle Koenig
The New York Times’ What You Get: 50 Clam Homes In The Flintstone’s Town Of Bedrock

The New York Times’ What You Get: 50 Clam Homes In The Flintstone’s...

Get yourself a place right of history!
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Adam Dietz
Confessions Of A Literary Agent From Brooklyn

Confessions Of A Literary Agent From Brooklyn

I now have a robot to help me pick out manuscripts that exude human empathy and psychological insight
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Jesper Soerensen
Why We Are Rejecting Your Book, Lord Of The Rings

Why We Are Rejecting Your Book, Lord Of The Rings

Unfortunately, Mordor isn’t marketable
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Tiffany Harris
Please Come Get The Super Special Stuff I Desperately Want Out Of My House

Please Come Get The Super Special Stuff I Desperately Want Out Of M...

Messages from a Buy Nothing gifter to her giftees
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Angie McCullagh
What Happened In My Brain That One Time Todd From Marketing Said “I Like Your Sweater”

What Happened In My Brain That One Time Todd From Marketing Said “I...

Should I smile? Smiling feels like something a normal person would do.
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Cassidy McDonnell
This Is (Possibly) The Most Important Play Of The Game

This Is (Possibly) The Most Important Play Of The Game

The home team is down by four. 30 seconds remain on the clock. This is the most important play of the game! Maybe.
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Joe Kraus
It’s Obvious Why I Couldn’t Sell My Chocolate Factory, Right?

It’s Obvious Why I Couldn’t Sell My Chocolate Factory, Right?

I couldn’t gob-stop all these labor code violations.
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Devin Wallace
Uncle Siskel’s Cowboy Chili Recipe

Uncle Siskel’s Cowboy Chili Recipe

Sometimes, my son Carrot gives a tug on my pant leg and asks why we can’t eat it every day.
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rob white
Your Guide To The Papal Election Smoke Colors

Your Guide To The Papal Election Smoke Colors

Fumata Nera — No candidate has been elected.
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Jimmy Helm
I Am The Kind Of Boss Whose Door Is Always Open

I Am The Kind Of Boss Whose Door Is Always Open

But that doesn’t mean you can just come in
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Laurie Miller Hornik
A Cannabis Company Has A PR Crisis During The California Wildfires

A Cannabis Company Has A PR Crisis During The California Wildfires

Akash_CS@ThatFire January 7, 2025, 7:01AM RE: Promotional Incident
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Justin Gordon-Cooper
I Just Got Botox And I Want You To Notice But Also, I Don’t

I Just Got Botox And I Want You To Notice But Also, I Don’t

You should know that I really put effort into my looks, and simultaneously, you should believe I have great genetics.
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Rochelle E. Fisher
I'm The Introverted Fitness Instructor Every Introvert Needs

I'm The Introverted Fitness Instructor Every Introvert Needs

I’ll be whispering the instructions the whole class. If at any point you can’t hear me, let’s agree not to address it.
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Nathan Vogel
College Admissions Officer Reviews A Fatal Car Crash

College Admissions Officer Reviews A Fatal Car Crash

These are the sorts of factors that turn an okay applicant into a great one!
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christopher walker
Oh No! The Gak From The Nickelodeon Time Capsule Has Escaped

Oh No! The Gak From The Nickelodeon Time Capsule Has Escaped

This is the end, people!
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Patrick Coyne
I’ve Been A Metal Head My Whole Life, Now I Can’t Dance At My Wedding

I’ve Been A Metal Head My Whole Life, Now I Can’t Dance At My Wedding

My body knows two moves: the windmill head bang and the finger devil-horn waggle. Neither is appropriate here
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Fernanda Laertez
Why I Quit Designing Chairs

Why I Quit Designing Chairs

I hope you’re sitting down
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Tom Navratil
We’re The Arguing Couple Who Discover The Body In Law & Order

We’re The Arguing Couple Who Discover The Body In Law & Order

This is our story. -Dun Dun-
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Kelli Huggins
Tips For FBI Agents Preparing To Transition To Civilian Employment

Tips For FBI Agents Preparing To Transition To Civilian Employment

Reentry tactics to acclimate to society.
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Shayne Buchwald-Nickoles
Most Of Our Museum Exhibits Are Closed But Admission Is Still Full Price

Most Of Our Museum Exhibits Are Closed But Admission Is Still Full ...

Welcome to our museum, over three-quarters of the permanent exhibits are closed down for restoration, and you only have access to nine out…
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Chason Gordon
Today’s My Birthday, And It’s Not Funny

Today’s My Birthday, And It’s Not Funny

Today is my birthday. I didn’t want to turn another year older. I tried hard not to. It happened anyway.
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Pam Gaslow
I’m Crushing It

I’m Crushing It

It is definitely not crushing me.
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Justin Courter
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