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I’m A Baby Who Just Got A Cochlear Implant And I’m Already Sick Of My Parents’ Dumb Voices!
I’m A Baby Who Just Got A Cochlear Implant And I’m Already Sick Of My Parents’ Dumb Voices!
Enough with the Baby Talk
Danielle Koenig
Feb 18
A LinkedIn Post From A Sales Director Currently Going Through A Divorce
A LinkedIn Post From A Sales Director Currently Going Through A Divorce
My wife recently asked for a divorce. Here’s what it taught me about enterprise SaaS sales.
Sam Di
Feb 17
Fuck Yeah, I’m A Girl Dad!
Fuck Yeah, I’m A Girl Dad!
You can see me do their hair on my YouTube Channel, Daddy’s Daughter’s Do’s. We do a different style every day!
Danielle Koenig
Feb 16
Our Restaurant’s Shared Plate Suggestion Is Mandatory
Our Restaurant’s Shared Plate Suggestion Is Mandatory
At Glaze, we recommend sharing a few things. If you don’t, you may be punished.
Justin Gordon-Cooper
Feb 15
The “He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not” Flower Gets Real With You
The “He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not” Flower Gets Real With You
I’m just going to tell it to you straight. He does not love you. He doesn’t even like you.
Emily Kapp & Daniel Stillman
Feb 14
Happy “Big Heart Day” From Our Company That Forgot “Valentine’s Day” Isn’t A Trademarked Phrase
Happy “Big Heart Day” From Our Company That Forgot “Valentine’s Day” Isn’t A Trademarked Phrase
Sarah James
Feb 14
This Valentine’s Day, Stop Shaming Single-Celled Organisms
This Valentine’s Day, Stop Shaming Single-Celled Organisms
Remember that they reproduce asexually (sad trombone), and thus are doomed to an impotent life of loneliness.
Nick Gregory
Feb 14
More Heehee's and Hoohoo's
Candy Hearts That Reflect My Love Life
Candy Hearts That Reflect My Love Life
If only there was enough space for “IDK SHOULD I TEXT THIS NUMBER ON THE BATHROOM WALL OR?”
Rachel Marsh
Feb 13
It’s Time To Get Serious And Take A Silly Family Photo
It’s Time To Get Serious And Take A Silly Family Photo
I’m not messing around regarding our imminent messing around
Devin Wallace
Feb 13
FAQ With The Worst Driver On The Road
FAQ With The Worst Driver On The Road
Q: Aren’t you worried about getting a ticket? Or worse, killing somebody?
Jen Metcalf🍷
Feb 12
The Little Free Library Epidemic
The Little Free Library Epidemic
A concerned neighbor’s plea to stop the madness.
Amarie Skrzyp
Feb 11
LinkedIn Bro Goes To Rehab
LinkedIn Bro Goes To Rehab
Agree? Follow me for more hot takes.
Brigs H
Feb 10
I, Sherlock Holmes, Do Humbly Request Roles In Hardcore Fan Fiction
I, Sherlock Holmes, Do Humbly Request Roles In Hardcore Fan Fiction
To use your contemporary parlance, “Holmes is Horny.”
Mike Todasco
Feb 9
Guidelines For Creating Another Screenwriting Competition
Guidelines For Creating Another Screenwriting Competition
By Stephen F. Scammer
Mikhail Chistoserdov
Feb 8
Dear USDOT: How Many Babies Do I Need To Have To Get A Protected Bike Lane?
Dear USDOT: How Many Babies Do I Need To Have To Get A Protected Bi...
Let me know before my uterus crumbles!
Sarah James
Feb 7
Greek Mythological Figures Answer Dating Prompts
Greek Mythological Figures Answer Dating Prompts
Even gods find love complicated
Rick McClelland
Feb 7
The Divine Gift Of Sleep Apnea: A Tale Of The Breathing Jesus Doll
The Divine Gift Of Sleep Apnea: A Tale Of The Breathing Jesus Doll
Where religious merchandise meets respiratory assistance, and the internet can’t stop wheezing about it.
Jennifer Ingham
Feb 6
I Joined My Neighborhood's Facebook Group And I’m Addicted To The Likes And Comments
I Joined My Neighborhood's Facebook Group And I’m Addicted To The L...
I can’t stop posting conspiracies and feigned outrage
S.P Vallejo
Feb 5
I Fear I’m Running Out Of Anecdotes For The Jeopardy! Interview
I Fear I’m Running Out Of Anecdotes For The Jeopardy! Interview
I could talk about how in preparation for the show, my husband, Gene would help me in my weak areas (islands, the Bible)
Danielle Koenig
Feb 4
The New York Times’ What You Get: 50 Clam Homes In The Flintstone’s Town Of Bedrock
The New York Times’ What You Get: 50 Clam Homes In The Flintstone’s...
Get yourself a place right of history!
Adam Dietz
Feb 3
Confessions Of A Literary Agent From Brooklyn
Confessions Of A Literary Agent From Brooklyn
I now have a robot to help me pick out manuscripts that exude human empathy and psychological insight
Jesper Soerensen
Feb 3
Why We Are Rejecting Your Book, Lord Of The Rings
Why We Are Rejecting Your Book, Lord Of The Rings
Unfortunately, Mordor isn’t marketable
Tiffany Harris
Feb 2
Please Come Get The Super Special Stuff I Desperately Want Out Of My House
Please Come Get The Super Special Stuff I Desperately Want Out Of M...
Messages from a Buy Nothing gifter to her giftees
Angie McCullagh
Feb 1
What Happened In My Brain That One Time Todd From Marketing Said “I Like Your Sweater”
What Happened In My Brain That One Time Todd From Marketing Said “I...
Should I smile? Smiling feels like something a normal person would do.
Cassidy McDonnell
Jan 31
This Is (Possibly) The Most Important Play Of The Game
This Is (Possibly) The Most Important Play Of The Game
The home team is down by four. 30 seconds remain on the clock. This is the most important play of the game! Maybe.
Joe Kraus
Jan 30
It’s Obvious Why I Couldn’t Sell My Chocolate Factory, Right?
It’s Obvious Why I Couldn’t Sell My Chocolate Factory, Right?
I couldn’t gob-stop all these labor code violations.
Devin Wallace
Jan 29
Uncle Siskel’s Cowboy Chili Recipe
Uncle Siskel’s Cowboy Chili Recipe
Sometimes, my son Carrot gives a tug on my pant leg and asks why we can’t eat it every day.
rob white
Jan 28
Your Guide To The Papal Election Smoke Colors
Your Guide To The Papal Election Smoke Colors
Fumata Nera — No candidate has been elected.
Jimmy Helm
Jan 27
I Am The Kind Of Boss Whose Door Is Always Open
I Am The Kind Of Boss Whose Door Is Always Open
But that doesn’t mean you can just come in
Laurie Miller Hornik
Jan 25
A Cannabis Company Has A PR Crisis During The California Wildfires
A Cannabis Company Has A PR Crisis During The California Wildfires
Akash_CS@ThatFire January 7, 2025, 7:01AM RE: Promotional Incident
Justin Gordon-Cooper
Jan 24
I Just Got Botox And I Want You To Notice But Also, I Don’t
I Just Got Botox And I Want You To Notice But Also, I Don’t
You should know that I really put effort into my looks, and simultaneously, you should believe I have great genetics.
Rochelle E. Fisher
Jan 24
I'm The Introverted Fitness Instructor Every Introvert Needs
I'm The Introverted Fitness Instructor Every Introvert Needs
I’ll be whispering the instructions the whole class. If at any point you can’t hear me, let’s agree not to address it.
Nathan Vogel
Jan 23
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