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A Guided Tour Of My Body’s Temple
A Guided Tour Of My Body’s Temple
No pictures, please.
Nathan Pashley
Mar 19
My LAST Last Will And Testament
My LAST Last Will And Testament
This is the one.
Tyler Gooch
Mar 18
The Leprechaun Workers Union Demand Better Working Conditions
The Leprechaun Workers Union Demand Better Working Conditions
No Gold. No Rainbow. No Deal.
Rob Rooney
Mar 16
This Week’s Power Rankings of My Grandma’s Friends
This Week’s Power Rankings of My Grandma’s Friends
Racquel fell in this week’s rankings — largely due to her insistence on, once again, telling the uncomfortable story of how she was named.
Adam Dietz
Mar 15
My Best Friends Ranked By How Much Blood I’ll Donate To Save Their Lives
My Best Friends Ranked By How Much Blood I’ll Donate To Save Their Lives
A human Red Cross at your service.
Mayur Chauhan
Mar 15
A Morning Routine Of The Woman Who Rides At The Front Of Your Spin Class
A Morning Routine Of The Woman Who Rides At The Front Of Your Spin Class
She’s a lean, mean, cocaine-fuelled machine
Hannah Wilkinson
Mar 14
My Toddler’s Bedtime Routine Explained Through Popular Movie Plots
My Toddler’s Bedtime Routine Explained Through Popular Movie Plots
Groundhog Day
Michael Quinn
Mar 13
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How To Talk To Your Loved One About Houseplant Addiction
How To Talk To Your Loved One About Houseplant Addiction
The time to be gentle was five marble queens ago.
Amy Greenlee
Mar 12
Value Of Shave And A Haircut, By Year (*Not Adjusted For Inflation)
Value Of Shave And A Haircut, By Year (*Not Adjusted For Inflation)
Two Bitcoins (2009)…two Billie Eilish tickets (2017)…two baker’s yeasts (2020)
Emily Menez
Mar 11
If Hemingway’s Characters Had Texting
If Hemingway’s Characters Had Texting
The three day phone blow up
Caleb Coy
Mar 11
I’m The Consultant Your Boss Hired To Fix Your Team’s Problems
I’m The Consultant Your Boss Hired To Fix Your Team’s Problems
And I promise I’m not here to ruffle any feathers
Ben Kissam
Mar 9
Recommended Jobs Based On Your LinkedIn Profile
Recommended Jobs Based On Your LinkedIn Profile
Though it seems like you wouldn’t know a social media best practice if it hit you in the face, we think you should manage MrBeast’s TikTok.
Emily Delaney
Mar 8
I’m Not Afraid Of AI Because Technology Has Fulfilled Every Promise
I’m Not Afraid Of AI Because Technology Has Fulfilled Every Promise
Aren’t we all happier than we’ve ever been?
James Klein
Mar 7
A Theatre Critic’s Review Of Children’s Fake Crying Performances
A Theatre Critic’s Review Of Children’s Fake Crying Performances
To convince is to commit.
Megan Sarnacki
Mar 6
My CPAP Mask Drives My Wife Crazy With Wanton Sexual Desire.
My CPAP Mask Drives My Wife Crazy With Wanton Sexual Desire.
CPAP, the ultimate sex toy and turn on.
Matt Walsh
Mar 5
I’ll Forever Miss The Salad Days Of Our Relationship
I’ll Forever Miss The Salad Days Of Our Relationship
We knew that our relationship might eventually wilt away like the lettuce of the salads that we loved so much and ingested so often.
Adam Dietz
Mar 4
I’ve Recently Been Baptized Into The Church Of Mushroom Coffee
I’ve Recently Been Baptized Into The Church Of Mushroom Coffee
Have you heard the good word?
Kate Brennan
Mar 4
Finally, Auteur-Branded Snacks
Finally, Auteur-Branded Snacks
We care deeply about how cinema’s greatest visionaries snack — and now so can you
Jeff King
Mar 2
An Employee Appreciation Day Guide For Mafia Bosses
An Employee Appreciation Day Guide For Mafia Bosses
Get ready to plan a full day of non-stop funsies!
Sianna Lani
Mar 1
Is It A Court ‘Date’, Or Are You Just Friends?
Is It A Court ‘Date’, Or Are You Just Friends?
I mean, they are weirdly keen on you being there…
Jonathan Neary
Feb 29
Welcome to Capitol Heights, Our Country’s Premier Senior Care Facility
Welcome to Capitol Heights, Our Country’s Premier Senior Care Facility
Get elected to Congress and age in place
Thomas Pease
Feb 29
Your Restaurant Bill Explained
Your Restaurant Bill Explained
Check, please?
Stephanie
Feb 28
I Don’t Have Time For Work, I’m Being Healthy
I Don’t Have Time For Work, I’m Being Healthy
And you should quit, too, if you don’t wanna die soon
Agata Szymula
Feb 28
I’m Your Door And You Need To Calm Down, It’s Just A Knock
I’m Your Door And You Need To Calm Down, It’s Just A Knock
Open and shut case
Mayur Chauhan
Feb 27
Oldness is Wasted on the Old
Oldness is Wasted on the Old
The geriatrics have it made and they don’t even know it.
Adam Dietz
Feb 26
As a 24 Year-Old, I Am Seriously Amazed By This Anti-Aging Exfoliator
As a 24 Year-Old, I Am Seriously Amazed By This Anti-Aging Exfoliator
It literally makes you go back in time
Kate Brennan
Feb 26
Your Sub-Par Hand Dryer Ruined My Date
Your Sub-Par Hand Dryer Ruined My Date
How dare you not blast me across the filthy bathroom floor!
Ross Murray
Feb 26
10 Wellness Products That Are So Good You’ll Barely Feel Your Bank Account Draining
10 Wellness Products That Are So Good You’ll Barely Feel Your Bank ...
You can’t reach your full potential without a $110 candle
Nicole Beckley
Feb 23
Other Magazines I Love Besides Garden & Gun
Other Magazines I Love Besides Garden & Gun
Some additional magazines that combine my favorite interests.
Alex Baia
Feb 23
Open Letter To My Cyber Extortionist
Open Letter To My Cyber Extortionist
I took a break just to write this. I hope you appreciate it.
M. Nathan Robinson
Feb 22
This Letter Is To Inform You The Insurance Claim For Your Gaping Neck Wound Has Been Denied
This Letter Is To Inform You The Insurance Claim For Your Gaping Ne...
November 5, 2023
Michael Quinn
Feb 22
Notes From My (Chronic Lack of) Sleep Journal
Notes From My (Chronic Lack of) Sleep Journal
Kinda have to pee. Too awake now that went to pee.
Viktoria Shulevich
Feb 21
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