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Todd Mitchell
Readers’ Comments On How To Make The Perfect Hard-Boiled Egg

Readers’ Comments On How To Make The Perfect Hard-Boiled Egg

Weird and unhelpful observations welcome.
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Phil Witte
Bad, Bad Boys Of The White House

Bad, Bad Boys Of The White House

A brief history of the White House’s naughtiest dogs
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Bryn Durgin
I Became A Sex Worker To Get An Amazon Review For My New Book.

I Became A Sex Worker To Get An Amazon Review For My New Book.

Anyone who is self-published knows how tough it is to get Amazon reviews.
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Meridith Berk
Don’t Hate Me Because I’m A Nepo Baby, There Are So Many Other Good Reasons

Don’t Hate Me Because I’m A Nepo Baby, There Are So Many Other Good Reasons

I don’t tip. And it’s not like I’m bad at math. I just don’t like having any contact with poor peoples.
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Kevin Maher
Our Internet Is Down, So I’m Left With No Choice But To Go Live In The Wilderness

Our Internet Is Down, So I’m Left With No Choice But To Go Live In The Wilderness

I see no other option.
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Aaron Chown
Local Coffee Shop Barista Ranks Customers From Bad To Worst

Local Coffee Shop Barista Ranks Customers From Bad To Worst

#5: The Coffee Bro
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Elizabeth is Dead
More Heehee's and Hoohoo's
I Thought My Standing Desk Was A Game Changer.

I Thought My Standing Desk Was A Game Changer.

Then I tried a standing bed!
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Susan M. Clarke
Alberta & Bear Have Coffee

Alberta & Bear Have Coffee

Interpersonal Communication Can Be Sexy…Or Not.
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Natalie Kim
Ask Mister Condiment

Ask Mister Condiment

Answers for the saucily inquisitive.
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Tom Navratil
Where Are They Now? “Those Tiny Scamps!”

Where Are They Now? “Those Tiny Scamps!”

The show’s time on the air was short, much like its diminutive protagonists.
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Adam Dietz
On My Next Trip, I’m Going To Find The Real Paris

On My Next Trip, I’m Going To Find The Real Paris

Pompidou? More like Pompidon’t.
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Nick Gregory
Classic Getting-to-Know-You Games (And How to Win)

Classic Getting-to-Know-You Games (And How to Win)

Your guide to crushing connection
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Bryn Durgin
I Tried Seven Methods For Making Toast And The Winner Was Totally Expected

I Tried Seven Methods For Making Toast And The Winner Was Totally E...

Who doesn’t love buttered toast?
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Elaine R
What I Think Melania Trump’s Amazon Documentary Will Be About

What I Think Melania Trump’s Amazon Documentary Will Be About

All based on what I know about her, which is absolutely nothing.
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Rachel Marsh
The Correct Public Toilet Stall To Choose

The Correct Public Toilet Stall To Choose

By Julie Kling & Emily Menez
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Julie Kling
The Overly-Meta First Draft Of Forrest Gump

The Overly-Meta First Draft Of Forrest Gump

Watch Forrest run…straight through the fourth wall.
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Bryan Thomas Woods
Reasons Why I Rescued Three Feral Kittens I Found Outside My Apartment

Reasons Why I Rescued Three Feral Kittens I Found Outside My Apartment

I love Googling “worms in cat poop” at 2am
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Sarah James
The Five Most Common Mistakes Parents Make In Their Baby’s First Fifteen Minutes Of Life

The Five Most Common Mistakes Parents Make In Their Baby’s First Fi...

Your baby has just arrived! It’s a time of love, kneejerk parental helicoptering and rookie mistakes. Here’s 5 big ones you should avoid…
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Bryan Lyng
Pools You Should Never, Ever Swim In

Pools You Should Never, Ever Swim In

Beware of society’s most treacherous waters.
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Bryn Durgin
You Do Like The Gift Horse, Right?

You Do Like The Gift Horse, Right?

You’re really inspecting her hooves there…
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Nick Windham
My Sudden Interest In Saving The Bees Has Nothing To Do With My Inability To Save My Marriage

My Sudden Interest In Saving The Bees Has Nothing To Do With My Ina...

Stop trying to connect the dots between my personal life crumbling and me devoting all of my time and energy to bees!
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Adam Dietz
Karl Marx Or Richard Marx?

Karl Marx Or Richard Marx?

Iconic beard / iconic mullet. By Jeff Bender and Talia Argondezzi
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Talia Argondezzi
A Cereal Scientist At General Mills Pitches “Worrios”

A Cereal Scientist At General Mills Pitches “Worrios”

What we eat should reflect who we are — and we’re worried.
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Soné Anandpara
An Open Relationship For The End Of The World

An Open Relationship For The End Of The World

We are constantly living in unprecedented times. Things that have never happened before are happening a lot.
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Tommy Gonzalez
Your Trash Lacks A Certain Je Ne Sais Quoi

Your Trash Lacks A Certain Je Ne Sais Quoi

It’s not bad garbage. There’s just nothing special about it.
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Nathan Vogel
I’m A Nightclub Owner Who Has A Secret And The Secret Is I’m Also A Leprechaun

I’m A Nightclub Owner Who Has A Secret And The Secret Is I’m Also A...

Who’s feeling lucky?
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Luke Canavan
I’ve Forgotten More About Basketball Than You’ll Ever Know

I’ve Forgotten More About Basketball Than You’ll Ever Know

I don’t mean that metaphorically. I mean I’ve literally forgotten almost everything about basketball.
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David Krieg
My Writing Is Great, But It’s All On The Dark Web

My Writing Is Great, But It’s All On The Dark Web

Now I don’t like to brag, but I am to writing on the dark web what Colonel Sanders is to fried chicken: ubiquitous.
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Adam Dietz
Internal Memo Regarding Launch Of Family Garage Sale This Weekend

Internal Memo Regarding Launch Of Family Garage Sale This Weekend

Let’s try to avoid another Socker Bopper incident.
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Conner Jackson
When Well-Intentioned Guests Sabotage The Potluck Dinner

When Well-Intentioned Guests Sabotage The Potluck Dinner

Of course I can provide the serving platter and cheeses to go with your charcuterie appetizer
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Thomas Pease
This Waitress Is Totally Flirting With Me

This Waitress Is Totally Flirting With Me

As a single, older male, I can’t help but notice when a young hottie is flirting with me.
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Kevin Maher
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