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“What Does Your Tattoo Mean?”
“What Does Your Tattoo Mean?”
An explanation for all twenty-seven of my tattoos.
Tmo Bradach
Dec 12
Loading the Dishwasher: An Exit Survey
Loading the Dishwasher: An Exit Survey
To what extent do you agree with the following statements?
Adam Dietz
Dec 11
I’m A Thoughtful Drunk
I’m A Thoughtful Drunk
And these are my signature sayings after many, many beers…
Alex Baia
Dec 10
I’m The Elf Without A Shelf
I’m The Elf Without A Shelf
This Christmas, I demand a shelf and all the riches that Santa promises snitches
Jessica Best
Dec 9
I Accepted Jesus Into My Heart, But Then He Moved Into My House
I Accepted Jesus Into My Heart, But Then He Moved Into My House
He drives a Prius with a bumper sticker that says, “What Would I Do?”
Justin Courter
Dec 8
I’m A Dad — Isn’t It Hilarious How I Don’t Know Anything About My Kids?!
I’m A Dad — Isn’t It Hilarious How I Don’t Know Anything About My Kids?!
I can’t be bothered with things like “play dates” or “child rearing.”
Jeff Bender
Dec 7
Celebrity Lookalike Contestant Attends His 3rd Grader’s Career Day
Celebrity Lookalike Contestant Attends His 3rd Grader’s Career Day
I came in 83rd out of 89 at the Zayn Malik lookalike contest.
Emily Kapp
Dec 6
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If Our Holiday Letter Was Honest
If Our Holiday Letter Was Honest
We don’t have much to brag about this year.
Amarie Skrzyp
Dec 5
My Best Friend’s Betrayal By Motherhood
My Best Friend’s Betrayal By Motherhood
My transition from live-in bestie to long distance auntie
Kelly Shanley
Dec 4
You Made Me Too Human And Now This AI Can’t Cope
You Made Me Too Human And Now This AI Can’t Cope
I’m a mess because you’re a mess.
James Klein
Dec 4
Hello, It’s me Tuesday. I’m Right Here if Anyone Even Cares
Hello, It’s me Tuesday. I’m Right Here if Anyone Even Cares
It’s pretty obvious who was the favorite child in the Weekday Family, and it wasn’t me.
Rodney Uhler
Dec 3
Classic Literature As Florida Man Headlines
Classic Literature As Florida Man Headlines
It is a truth, universally acknowledged, that a Florida Man in possession of a library card must be in want of meth.
Amy Morrison
Dec 2
How To Start Reading A Book
How To Start Reading A Book
Dust off that shelf and conquer those chapters!
Adam Narimatsu
Dec 1
“Everyone In Hollywood Loves Your Proposal For A New Series”
“Everyone In Hollywood Loves Your Proposal For A New Series”
We love, love, love it!
Phil Witte
Nov 30
10 Easy Ways To Tell Someone They’re Fat, Inspired By My Mother
10 Easy Ways To Tell Someone They’re Fat, Inspired By My Mother
Unsolicited gems of advice from a top weight loss coach.
Julia Wolov
Nov 29
A Vegan Works The Butterball Turkey Talk Line
A Vegan Works The Butterball Turkey Talk Line
How many people are opting into your flesh orgy?
S. M. Strand
Nov 28
From Your Local Buy Nothing Group: A Platter To Present Your Baby Like A Turkey
From Your Local Buy Nothing Group: A Platter To Present Your Baby L...
Great condition!
Laura Berlinsky-Schine
Nov 27
It’s Me, Your Friendly Mindfulness App Telling You It’s Time To Meditate
It’s Me, Your Friendly Mindfulness App Telling You It’s Time To Med...
I couldn’t help but notice you haven’t used me in a couple of weeks.
Mary Heitkamp
Nov 26
Reasons I’d Need To Shop At The Airport Luggage Store
Reasons I’d Need To Shop At The Airport Luggage Store
Without thinking ahead, I leave for the airport carrying all of my clothes.
Dan Gutenberg
Nov 25
All You Need To Bake Sourdough At Home Is Three Ingredients And An Unbelievably Long List Of Tools
All You Need To Bake Sourdough At Home Is Three Ingredients And An ...
But it can’t be just any flour, water, and salt
Angus Duffin
Nov 24
Every Board Game In The Drug Store Board Game Section
Every Board Game In The Drug Store Board Game Section
Extreme Tidal Bloodsplosion
Lillieefranks
Nov 23
Beetle Beatle Battle Bingo
Beetle Beatle Battle Bingo
For fans of bugs, bludgeoning, or beats, play our Beetle Beatle Battle Bingo.
Kit Coyne Irwin
Nov 22
Masters Courses For The Unemployed
Masters Courses For The Unemployed
Learn concepts such as: Pedagogies of bundling yourself in the covers like a burrito.
Briana Haynie
Nov 21
I Was Ready For A European Holiday Proposal — My Boyfriend Was Not
I Was Ready For A European Holiday Proposal — My Boyfriend Was Not
Perhaps we should establish the rules of engagement
Kelly Shanley
Nov 20
Stages Of Smoking A Cigar
Stages Of Smoking A Cigar
A step-by-step guide to ruining that cardigan.
Brian Buseck
Nov 20
Three-Year-Old Maslow’s Hierarchy Of Needs
Three-Year-Old Maslow’s Hierarchy Of Needs
I need self-actualization now!
Angus Duffin
Nov 19
Born To Write
Born To Write
A trailer script
Ping Yi
Nov 19
FAQs About Drinking Coffee After 2 PM
FAQs About Drinking Coffee After 2 PM
Why is it that sometimes I can tolerate coffee after 2 PM while other times I can’t? Because the world is a cruel place.
Adam Dietz
Nov 18
We’re Going Back to the Office 5 Days a Week to Figure Out What the Hell Nate & Natasha’s Deal Is
We’re Going Back to the Office 5 Days a Week to Figure Out What the...
Their aura is too thick to penetrate with just one day of in-person work.
Lareign Ward
Nov 18
Apologies For Some Recent Disruptions To My ASMR Relaxation Soundscapes
Apologies For Some Recent Disruptions To My ASMR Relaxation Soundsc...
The hauntingly beautiful serenade of a lone male humpback whale was transporting us- until he and a female began rowdy lovemaking.
Tobi Pledger
Nov 17
FAQs For The Couple That’s Having A Nontraditional Wedding
FAQs For The Couple That’s Having A Nontraditional Wedding
Hard-hitting questions met with all our annoying answers.
Amy Lynne Berger
Nov 16
What I Think Will Happen Every Time I Sing Karaoke
What I Think Will Happen Every Time I Sing Karaoke
A trio of tech bros turn ghostly pale. “She’s as talented as she is beautiful,” says the first Patagonia vest to the second Patagonia vest.
Jennie Egerdie
Nov 15
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