Warning Labels

A.j Thomas
Slinging Some Ink
Published in
1 min readSep 23, 2023

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Serving Size- One at a time.
Amount per serving- sum of the box depth and goods inside.
Sweetness level- Amount received is amount given.
Sugar zone — Apply to surface areas with wondering parts.
Heat intensity- Total of body passion with added foreplay.
Protein swallowed — loaded cheekful. Full mouth.
Vitamin D8 infusion — One proportion per serving.
Salt content— Use as directed only as directed. Cums and goes…..
Energy used — Duration of playlist.

Ingredients: 12 fluid ounces, love to last a lifetime, 2 hearts, 1 united soul, 2 connected bodies, Endless Niterates of desire, 2 grams of ASSitate, Glycerin jelly, contents of the box, contents of the goods.

Directions for use: Read warning label on the tag before removing the wrapper. Shake vigorously. Discard used energy and unused clothing.

May cause: extreme pleasure, stress relief, racing heartbeats, sweaty bodies, disheveled hair, missing pants, unexpected weight gain for 9 months, unforgettable memory for a lifetime, Anticipated happiness,
Vision directed towards the back of your head, Images captured in the mirror above you.

Warning: may become addictive

Expiration date: Duration of relationship

Distributed by: Willing bodies.

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Slinging Some Ink
Slinging Some Ink

Published in Slinging Some Ink

Words of love, lust and a little pixie dust.

A.j Thomas
A.j Thomas

Written by A.j Thomas

Literary gutter vixen words of love and lust, sprinkled in pixie dust.

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