Can’t Loki BE Loki?

This post contains spoilers about the new Disney+ Marvel series. If you have not watched the first three episodes of the series, and do not wish to be spoiled, please do not read any futher.

I have a friend who last weekend posed a question to her Twitter followers, in honor of Disney+’s new series about Loki, asking essentially if Loki sleeps with Sylvie, would that be masturbation?