Burrito. Rice, Lentil, Guacamole, Cheese, Salsa. — Seltzer. Wine. Sanitizer

Le Menu Pandémie

Down and Out — Lockdown Cookout

Introduction (Provides The Daily Requirements Of Irony)

Don’t you hate it when people post photos of their food.

I see it all the time—there it is right in the middle of my FaceBook “newsfeed”— a picture of what looks like a deflated condom with a dollop of marinara sauce sprinkled with black sesame seeds. Or small ants.