Tiny Mastermind phones it in
mini me challenge
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1 min readMay 16, 2018
“. . . yes, we’ll need some pirates, and Indians, and cowboys, and talking animals, horses, and dwarves and elves. I’m hungry so we’re gonna want a great big feast. Oh, and I need a hot bath. Can I get some live music with that? And a floor show? Russians please. — OK, yes I can hold . . . Granny, the foot in my jammies has a hole in — uh huh, yeah and I’m gonna need goats. No, not boats. On second thought, yes. Boats and goats. Make that goats IN boats. No, we’ll hold off on the swordfighting for now. Umm hmm. On my regular account, please. Oh and Rex? W-wait. Rex, buddy listen up, I need this by Friday, K? OK. Buh bye. — umm, Granny! ”
