B-O-Y-F-R-I-E-N-D
Because I am in my 30’s with no ring on it.
No, its ok, the order is probably under Dave, he’s my guy friend.
Yes, my emergency contact is correct, he is my partner, my male partner.
Yes, his name is Chase Finley, may also go under Chase Ryder, I’m his dad — one of his d-a-d….. — how much is that toe clipping?
Yes, we both live here, I can sign for him, he’s my domestic partner — seriously….
Happy 9th Birthday Amy — we love you. Uncle Joe and Dave (my partner — not really also your uncle, but sort of, you’ll get it eventually)
Well, yes, we definetely are very good friends who enjoy living together…
No, my boyfriend bought me this shirt on Amazon because he hates the clothes I pick out for myself.