A list of e-mails my dad sent me

• An article from Fox News, Subject: GREAT ARTICLE: LIBERAL MEDIA BIAS!!
• Subject: Walmart recall- listeria on food! from dad
• A fwd chain e-mail from his insurance agent
• A Brietbart article
• Subject: WHEN I GET BORED I TURN TO POETRY AND THEN A LONG NAP
  — This email was a pun-filled ‘poem’, strewn with Hurricane Irma references, sent on the first day the storm hit us.
  Excerpt:

The WINDS of fate are separating us like DOWNED WIRES, and the distant memories of PLAYING IN PUDDLES — will become ELECTRIFYING.

I know. I know. SHOCKING but true…IRMA…I’ll never forget YOU.

• An article titled: Dangerous parasite showing up in sushi and raw fish, study says Subject: no more raw fish!!!!! from dad
• E-mail body:

Colgate toothpaste, especially Colgate Total has a certified cancer causing ingredient!

No joke!

Love,

dad

• Subject: CHILDREN KILLED BY IKEA FURNITURE!!!… love dad
• Subject: CAUTION! FRUIT ALERT!
• A chain e-mail about prayer with terrible clipart
• Subject: NASA photo shows the hand of God!
• A Fox News article titled: Warren buffet donates over a Billion dollars to kill babies