A list of e-mails my dad sent me
- An article from Fox News, Subject: GREAT ARTICLE: LIBERAL MEDIA BIAS!!
- Subject: Walmart recall- listeria on food! from dad
- A fwd chain e-mail from his insurance agent
- A Brietbart article
- Subject: WHEN I GET BORED I TURN TO POETRY AND THEN A LONG NAP
— This email was a pun-filled ‘poem’, strewn with Hurricane Irma references, sent on the first day the storm hit us.
The WINDS of fate are separating us like DOWNED WIRES, and the distant memories of PLAYING IN PUDDLES — will become ELECTRIFYING.
I know. I know. SHOCKING but true…IRMA…I’ll never forget YOU.
- An article titled: Dangerous parasite showing up in sushi and raw fish, study says Subject: no more raw fish!!!!! from dad
- E-mail body:
Colgate toothpaste, especially Colgate Total has a certified cancer causing ingredient!
- Subject: CHILDREN KILLED BY IKEA FURNITURE!!!… love dad
- Subject: CAUTION! FRUIT ALERT!
- A chain e-mail about prayer with terrible clipart
- Subject: NASA photo shows the hand of God!
- A Fox News article titled: Warren buffet donates over a Billion dollars to kill babies