A list of e-mails my dad sent me

  • An article from Fox News, Subject: GREAT ARTICLE: LIBERAL MEDIA BIAS!!
  • Subject: Walmart recall- listeria on food! from dad
  • A fwd chain e-mail from his insurance agent
  • A Brietbart article
  • Subject: WHEN I GET BORED I TURN TO POETRY AND THEN A LONG NAP
     — This email was a pun-filled ‘poem’, strewn with Hurricane Irma references, sent on the first day the storm hit us.
    Excerpt:
The WINDS of fate are separating us like DOWNED WIRES, and the distant memories of PLAYING IN PUDDLES — will become ELECTRIFYING.
I know. I know. SHOCKING but true…IRMA…I’ll never forget YOU.
  • An article titled: Dangerous parasite showing up in sushi and raw fish, study says Subject: no more raw fish!!!!! from dad
  • E-mail body:
Colgate toothpaste, especially Colgate Total has a certified cancer causing ingredient!
No joke!
Love,
dad
  • Subject: CHILDREN KILLED BY IKEA FURNITURE!!!… love dad
  • Subject: CAUTION! FRUIT ALERT!
  • A chain e-mail about prayer with terrible clipart
  • Subject: NASA photo shows the hand of God!
  • A Fox News article titled: Warren buffet donates over a Billion dollars to kill babies
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