Baby or Serial Killer?

Here is a list of things.
You decide if it is a thing my one-year old does or a thing serial killers do:

1. Throw Christmas ornaments to the ground and laugh
2. Get hit in the head with a swing set
3. Bang his head against a wall
4. Dismember animals
5. Bite
6. Try to eat lotion
7. Enjoy eating lotion
8. Touch his penis… a lot
9. Keep souvenirs of their crimes
10. Fascination with breasts
11. Stare at me while I pretend to sleep
12. Try on women’s shoes
13. Appear “normal” to the outside world
14. Seem to enjoy torturing their mothers
15. Eat things off the floor
16. Break things
17. Bother their siblings
18. Hide dead bodies in the attic
19. Laugh when others are crying
20. Drool on the bed sheets

Serial killer — 2, 3, 4, 5, 8, 9, 10, 12, 13, 14, 16, 17, 18

Baby — 1, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 14, 15, 16, 17, 19, 20