Kristi Keller·Nov 11, 2022Member-onlyJoe Hates His Job and You Should be Very ConcernedBecause he can fuck up your life in a heartbeat — It’s weird how much trust we place in the makers of cooking gear, isn’t it? I mean, think about it. That scalding hot pot full of boiling water and pasta you have to move from the stove to the sink so you can drain the water. Or the pot of…Jobs2 min readJobs2 min read
Kristi Keller·Mar 29, 2022Member-onlyThe verdict is in. The stock market is boring AF.The verdict is in. The stock market is boring AF. Last July I obviously had too much money and time on my hands so I went all Wolf of Wall Street and began dabbling in stocks. I called it “conducting an experiment,” and my induction into the market is documented here: Can Ignorant People Make Money in the Stock Market? I’ll be the crash test dummy and let you knowmedium.com I have an update. You know the total nose dive the global market…Short Form2 min readShort Form2 min read
Kristi Keller·Feb 24, 2022Member-onlyA quick note of appreciation to my referred members:A quick note of appreciation to my referred members: I don’t know who you are or where you came from all of a sudden, but thank you! I hope you’re all enjoying this platform as much as I am. I quit pimping out my referral link ages ago because it…Short Form1 min readShort Form1 min read
Kristi Keller·Dec 24, 2021Member-onlyI just want y’all to know ONE thing for Christmas….Short Form1 min readShort Form1 min read
Kristi Keller·Dec 20, 2021Member-onlyHow many of you can say that God follows you on Twitter?How many of you can say that God follows you on Twitter? I can. I have proof. One morning six years ago, I woke up to a notification that God himself had followed me on Twitter.Humor1 min readHumor1 min read
Kristi Keller·Dec 11, 2021Member-onlyShowering is such a letdown. Especially in winter.Showering is such a letdown. Especially in winter. You get in so you can warm the hell up but the warmth only lasts as long as the shower. Eventually you turn it off because water and heat cost money, and then you’re colder than you were to begin with. It…Showers1 min readShowers1 min read
Kristi Keller·Nov 17, 2021Member-onlyNeed proof that dogs rule the world?Picture a bunch of stuffy men and women in suits sitting around a table in city council chambers.Poop1 min readPoop1 min read
Kristi Keller·Nov 4, 2021Member-onlyRemember being scolded by your FULL name as a child?Remember being scolded by your FULL name as a child? When your mom blasted your first, middle, and last name up the stairs? That’s when you knew you were really in trouble. Today at the dog park a lady heard me call my dog’s name — Dezi. She then asked…Short Form1 min readShort Form1 min read
Kristi Keller·Oct 22, 2021Member-onlyMedium distributes the weirdest things, I tell ya.Medium distributes the weirdest things, I tell ya. They sent an article far and wide even though it was advising people to leave this platform. *Insert puzzled-face emoji here* They did the same with a piece that had the word “Shittiest” in the title. Yet they don’t like a well-thought-out…Humor1 min readHumor1 min read
Kristi Keller·Aug 30, 2021Member-onlyIf You Want to Enjoy Medium More, Just Go To BedI promise you’ll enjoy writing here a lot more — Writing for Medium is like a game. But not Monopoly though because that game is a little too much like real life. I always end up landing on some hotel strip in a place like Las Vegas and come out bankrupt. But with Medium, nothing is more gratifying than throwing…Humor2 min readHumor2 min read
