Veganism Is For Weak Beta-Males
Plus My Secret for Maintaining an Alpha-Lifestyle
Don’t get me wrong, there’s nothing bad about being a weak vegan beta-male. But that ain’t the life for Chad. I have to maintain peak physical form to maximize my Tinder matches, which means lifting heavy twice a day and eating a man’s diet. Woman-food just ain’t gonna cut it. Tofu, kale, almond “milk”, and other woman-foods are widely known to increase estrogen, decrease gains, and — in unfortunate cases — lead to becoming a soy boy. I, on the other hand, have a manly secret that maximizes gains, attracts the ladies, and gives everybody a good idea about the size of what I’m packing.
Most proponents of a manly diet support milk — which is good, but Chad goes one step further. Chad goes straight to the source, baby! Every morning at 6:30 (after my morning lift) I curl up right beneath my dairy cow, Daisy, and have me some breakfast. Damn, do her titties taste good! We all know milk is a nutritious part of a man’s diet, but unfortunately, the dairy industry pasteurizes their milk, taking away a lot of the essential nutrients.
When you drink milk straight from the udder, you’re getting all the manly nutrients.
But still, any kind of cow’s milk is much better for you than plant “milk”. The woman-nutrients in soy “milk” are widely known to cause man boobs, and these woman-nutrients simply aren’t present in cow’s milk. Getting the right nutrients is essential to the alpha-lifestyle.
Not only does this practice increase my nutrition, it really turns the ladies on. The psychology of women makes them attracted to men who can provide security — which is why they’re attracted to dudes with big muscles. But Chad ain’t just here to provide physical security, Chad provides emotional security.
There’s nothing that says “I’m an independent, secure, alpha-male who can provide for my girl” like the image of a man sucking on cow tits.
On top of this, the image will give the lady a good idea of what it’s like to be on top of me. When I’m on my back sucking them cow titties, I ain’t ashamed to say it turns me on. If I’m wearing sweatpants, the girl will get a good idea of what I’m packing, and have a little something to look forward to. My muscles provide the physical security for the lady, but her watching me and Daisy get intimate provides emotional security and gives a little sneak-peak of what’s to come.
The benefits of drinking cow’s milk just cannot be found in a vegan diet. Almond milk, kale, tofu, and collard greens just don’t cut it for my manly lifestyle. These foods ain’t gonna be providing me any gains, and they won’t properly project my emotional stability and my ability to provide. So if you’re a weak vegan beta-male, and you don’t wanna be a soy boy anymore, drop the fucking soy “milk” and drink some real milk with real man-nutrients. And if you are already drinking cow’s milk for proper nutrition, you should upgrade your nutrition-game and your woman-game by getting a dairy cow. Sucking on cow tits is the true pinnacle of alpha-manliness. Chad out.
