Netflix & Chill?

Fellow men, we’re better than “Netflix and Chill.” What happened to our shirts being made of boyfriend material and asking if a girl’s fall from heaven hurt?

Yeah, cheesy pickup lines were never the best, but at least they were flattering, funny, or at least direct in their cheese.

It’s all about the delivery. And probably looking like Matt Leblanc.

We even used the set one another up by breaking that ice for your bro.

Sometimes you just had to let her know you can’t stop thinking about her.

Flattery will get you….somewhere at least.

Sometimes over directness can be charming too. Very special cases though. Good thing that’s House’s specialty.

We can do better than “wanna netflix and chill?”

Don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I’m pining for the days where the ‘ol hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket in a public theater was not considered a sexual offense. But, we could be doing a better job.

I shudder to think how many children will be conceived on the charm of a mass “u up?” text.