I Phoned A Friend During my Vasectomy

This kind of material writes itself

Christopher Robin
Something About Nothing

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“Sacre Bleu Balls” vasectomy themed artwork by author

“Don’t bother tying the back of your gown,” the nurse told me.

I wouldn’t be going that far from my staging area. I was in one of the first stalls near the operating room. My friend

was on the phone from the other side of the country and heard the nurse tell me to get undressed. It was an intimate…

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Christopher Robin
Something About Nothing

Apparently I put the AB prefix in front of normal. Recovering alcoholic, humorist, contemplatist, essayist, averagest, editor of my own reality.