I’m Tired of Being the Pool Guy

This year’s pool opening represents my retirement from the DIY homeowner union.

Christopher Robin
Something About Nothing

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“The Opening”. Photo by author

I’ve been enjoying my inground pool for 8 years and counting. But maintaining this luxury is not for the faint of heart. For anyone who thinks having a pool is a dream come true, you better have a nice paycheck to pay someone else to maintain it. Otherwise, you’re stuck with a…

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Christopher Robin
Something About Nothing

Apparently I put the AB prefix in front of normal. Recovering alcoholic, humorist, contemplatist, essayist, averagest, editor of my own reality.