Buy A New iPhone

A song parody of Take The Long Way Home by Supertramp

Mark Starlin
Song Done Wrong
Published in
2 min readOct 5, 2019

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Based on Take The Long Way Home by Supertramp
(Play the song video at the bottom of this story and sing along!)

This song was a request by A Maguire.

Apple put out a brand new phone
You get in line like a techno clone
Buy a new iPhone
Buy a new iPhone

Don’t be the joke of the neighborhood
‘Cause your old phone is no longer good
Buy a new iPhone
Buy a new iPhone

There are times when you feel like a hamster on a wheel
Even with the deal, you feel ripped off
Then your wife asks you what’s wrong with your current phone
Oh, you start to groan, she doesn’t understand

When lonely days turn to lonely nights
Siri’s there to light up your life
Buy a new iPhone
Buy a new iPhone

You always see what you want to see
New apps are almost always free
You buy a new iPhone
Buy a new iPhone

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