Cruel Curator

A Song Parody of “Smooth Operator” by Sade

Credit: Gee Widnell via pixabay.com

[Spoken Intro]
He’s judging, that critical churl
He crushes us like Bonaparte
Induces headaches, we can’t catch a break
Defies the law of averages
We are contrite, wonder what to write
Demystify
Heaven help us heed his call

Creates strife, robs of joy
Dreams of views, fans, and monetary rewards he does destroy
Tech insights, bits and bytes
Featured stories of hacks nothing more than pyrite

No place for parodies about gassy farts
Humor only gets a brief glance
Poetry dismissed despite being fine art

Pointless to ask
He’s a cruel curator
Cruel curator
Cruel curator
Cruel curator

Health benefits of bat guano: curation holy grail
Yet swirly paintings by Vincent van Gogh: big fail *

We’re a disgrace in cyberspace
Medium detox, feel the loss
Can we save face