Florida Man

A Song Parody of “Particle Man” by They Might Be Giants

Florida (Wo)Man, Carole Baskin/Credit: Kelsey McNeal/ABC via Getty Images

Florida Man, Florida Man
Poor choices lead to a short lifespan
His birth rite, infamy destined
Florida Man

Tattooed mugshot, he’s a redneck
Is he misunderstood or a lunatic
In his free time, wrestles hammerheads
Loses his toes, Florida Man