Song Title Fiction
I Am The Walrus
50-word microfiction inspired by The Beatles song titles
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1 min readOct 29, 2019
“Was it the tusks that confused you?”
“Yes, we both have them.”
“Yes, we are both large mammals.”
“Yes, we both like peanut jokes.”*
“But I have a trunk and giant ears.”
“And I don’t.”
“I am the Elephant.”
“And I am the Walrus.”
“And you’re really the new zookeeper?”
*A popular peanut joke among both walruses and elephants:
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
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