Lemon On A Pear
A song parody of Livin’ On A Prayer by Bon Jovi
Inspired by the Aldi Grocery Ad that went from viral meme to gnat infestation faster than you can ask your spouse “Hey, does this smell funny?”
Play the video at the end of the story and sing along!
Intro
Once upon a time, down at the store
Verse 1
Lemon used to work on the rocks, bars are all shut
He’s down on his luck, it’s tough, so tough
Pear-y works the diner all day, working in this jam
She moonlights buffets, for love, for love
Pre-Chorus
Pear says, we’ve got to hold on to what we’ve got
It doesn’t make a difference if we’re eaten or not
We’ve got each other we’ll soon be bought for love
I pray we don’t rot.
Chorus
Woah, we’re half-way there
Woah, lemon on a pear
Take my stem, we’ll make it I swear
Woah, lemon on a pear
Verse 2
Lemon’s got his zester in hock
Now he’s holding juice he used to let loose
Peel’s tough to slough…
