Mean Mr. Mustard

50-Word Micro-fiction inspired by The Beatles song titles

Mark Starlin
Nov 3 · 1 min read

Everyone at The Condiment Stand told Katie Ketchup to avoid Mean Mr. Mustard.

“He looks mean,” Roger Relish said.

“And he smells,” Ollie Onion added.

Katie went over and said, “Hello.”

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