Menopause
A song parody of “Panama” by Van Halen
Nov 5 · 2 min read

Ugh!
Oh no!
Uh-uh!
Middle age does confound
Here it comes, a nervous breakdown
Taboo, can’t discuss my swinging mood
Form a double chin, hormones wildly spin

Ugh!
Oh no!
Uh-uh!
Middle age does confound
Here it comes, a nervous breakdown
Taboo, can’t discuss my swinging mood
Form a double chin, hormones wildly spin

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