♪♫ Papa Don’t Bleach
a quarantine song parody of “Papa Don’t Preach” by Madonna
[Kid:]
Papa I knew you’re going to take the bait
But you must stop — before it’s too late
'Cause you should know by now
That he’s fuckin’ crazy
Papa I know you’re no Thomas Edison
But hypochlorite isn’t medicine
Well, he may be in charge
But his book smarts are hazy
[Papa:]
The one you warned me all about
The one you said can’t be voted out
He’s getting awful press
And it’s all due to this … disease
[Kid:]
Papa don’t bleach, don’t ingest that shit
Papa don’t bleach, he’s a hypocrite
Didn’t research the facts, he’s — too fuckin’ lazy, hm
He’s just too damn lazy, hm
[Papa:]
He did not like being upstaged by Pence
Said it’s almost like a cleanse
"What’ve you got to lose?”
It’s like playing dice
But my Prez keeps telling me to shoot it up
Saying heat and sunlight will soak it up
Need some Fox right now
Not the New York Times
[Kid:]
Papa don’t bleach, don’t ingest that shit
Papa don’t bleach, t’was a ‘sarcastic’ bit
Didn’t research the facts, he’s — too fuckin’ lazy, hm
He’s just too damn lazy, hm wooh
[Bridge:]
Daddy, daddy if you could only see
What acid could do to your bronchi
You’d swap that bottle right now
For a mask and a glove
Mask and a glove, so please …
Papa don’t bleach, don’t ingest that shit
Papa don’t bleach, your lungs can’t take the hit
Didn’t research the facts, he’s — too fuckin’ lazy, hm
He’s just too damn lazy, hm wooh
an 80s throwback companion to Just Another Covid Monday
now, enjoy Madonna and Danny Aiello in the original music video from 1986
