Shouldn’t We Have Rice?
A song parody of Wouldn’t It Be Nice? by the Beach Boys
Shouldn’t we have rice with our order
And what about a napkin or two?
But I thought that the white rice was included
It’s too late now, so what should I do?
Yes, hello, hello…Oh is this thing muted?
I said I just thought the rice was included.
Shouldn’t we have rice to mix with sauces
Or even just pile high upon our plates?
We had a flood and have all been uprooted
And stuck in this motel with low rates.
We might have to go stay with his mother
I would rather camp anywhere other.
Oh, why did you skip the rice?
Could have ordered a pizza but I wanted
Kung Pao Chicken ( ooo chicken)
Lady, gee when I think of all that I could have been pickin’
Deli sandwiches (Deli sandwiches)
Spaghetti with meatballs (spaghetti with meatballs)
Why’d you forget the rice?
Yes a coupon would be the right thing to do
