SONG PARODY
The Roadkill Song
sing this to the tune of ’Do-Re-Mi' from The Sound of Music

Doe, a deer I hit one day,
Razor hairpin turn ahead,
Me, I swerved, when she jumped out,
Far too late, and she was dead …
Doe, a deer I hit one day,
Razor hairpin turn ahead,
Me, I swerved, when she jumped out,
Far too late, and she was dead …
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