Play the video at the end of the song and sing along!
Nonchalant school bus kids
At the New York Stock Exchange
You will get disgusted
Farts stinking at close range
In that case I’ll go buy ground round
Get Manwich, it’s the best
Don’t pour it in a hurry
Brown it first…
I believe that Facebook is my future
Teach the world to see things the right way
Read my take on politics and you will see
And you will soon agree because I’m genius
I am serving all the world by offering up brilliant me
Everybody’s searching for a hero
Were you scared of bathing in a tub?
Or were you scared of pretty girls wanting to talk to you?
They’d only talk to you in your dreams
And it didn’t help you reeked of sour cream
Ooh, Ooh, Ooh
You smell worse than a skunk
Those summer days of hazy heat and wanting sweets have come
And in my mind there’s just one thing that will be most welcome
But how do you thank a treat that has taken you from sweaty to refreshed?
It isn’t easy but I’ll try
I will yell from the…
Every now and then I start to feel a might bit peckish
And I get to thinking that I’d like a nice buffet
But at the risk of being rude
It’s just a case of too much food
and I don’t need that at my age
You can get addicted…
Play the video at the end of the story and sing along!
She dreamed of being a movie star, but didn’t get very far.
Baking in the morning sun
I’ll be tanning ’til I’m overdone
Burning my hips and shins
Then I watch them wrinkle up again, yeah
It’s even more unlikely to find a writing partner like my friend Mike Range, who inspired me to parody Don McClean’s classic song “American Pie” while simultaneously writing his own version.
As I wrote back in our comment thread, “This almost feels like a Lennon-McCartney collaboration!” …
20, 20, 20, 4 hours ago
I was just vaccinated
So much to do, places to go, oh
Now I am vaccinated
Just get me to the airport, put me on a plane
Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I go insane
I’ll even take a bus or a ferry or a train
Celebrating music through song parody. With an emphasis on hilarity.