A song parody of Gee, Officer Krupke by Leonard Bernstein

West Side Story is one of my all-time favorite musicals, so when the remake came out, I had to go see it. “Gee, Officer Krupke” tends to get stuck in my head, so — as I do with many songs — I sang it to my dog…with different lyrics. …

A Song Parody of “Particle Man” by They Might Be Giants

Florida Man, Florida Man
Poor choices lead to a short lifespan
His birth rite, infamy destined
Florida Man

Tattooed mugshot, he’s a redneck
Is he misunderstood or a lunatic
In his free time, wrestles hammerheads
Loses his toes, Florida Man

Tampa Woman, Tampa Woman
Sometimes Florida Man is a woman
Tiger King…

A song parody of Here Comes Santa Claus by Gene Autry

Goodbye Santa Claus, Goodbye Santa Claus
They said that he was slain
Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer
Ripped out his jolly brain
No more singing, children screaming
They are filled with fright
This is shocking, please say your prayers
‘Cause Santa Claus died tonight

Goodbye Santa Claus, Goodbye…

A song parody of Domino by Van Morrison

Play the video at the end of the song and sing along!

Nonchalant school bus kids
At the New York Stock Exchange
You will get disgusted
Farts stinking at close range

In that case I’ll go buy ground round
Get Manwich, it’s the best
Don’t pour it in a hurry
Brown it first…

A song parody of “Greatest Love of All” by Whitney Houston

I believe that Facebook is my future
Teach the world to see things the right way
Read my take on politics and you will see
And you will soon agree because I’m genius
I am serving all the world by offering up brilliant me

Everybody’s searching for a hero
Lucky you…

A message to my younger self

A song parody of Riptide by Vance Joy

Were you scared of bathing in a tub?
Or were you scared of pretty girls wanting to talk to you?
They’d only talk to you in your dreams
And it didn’t help you reeked of sour cream

Ooh, Ooh, Ooh
Ooh, Ooh
You smell worse than a skunk

Buddy, you…

A Song Parody of “To Sir, With Love” by Lulu

Those summer days of hazy heat and wanting sweets have come
And in my mind there’s just one thing that will be most welcome
But how do you thank a treat that has taken you from sweaty to refreshed?
It isn’t easy but I’ll try

I will yell from the…

Song Done Wrong

Celebrating music through song parody. With an emphasis on hilarity.

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