Witness to a Vegan Suicide
As broccoli is my witness, this is a true story

Vegan. Whole-food, plant-based. No matter what you call it, it evokes emotion in both herbivores and omnivores, and I suppose even carnivores, if there are any exclusive meat-eaters.
Maybe if I say I eat like a gorilla, it won’t sound so extreme, though I draw the line at insects.