South of Certainty
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South of Certainty

Christmas Bloopers

A broken ornament that fell off a Christmas tree
Photo by freestocks on Unsplash

Ah, Christmas.

Some years, our holiday celebrations leave us with memories we’ll cherish our entire lives.

Other times, we wonder how we made it through without bursting several blood vessels or ending up in handcuffs.

What follows are memories of Christmas gone awry, askew, and awkwardly hilarious. And while not all of them are my favorite memories, they’re the ones I often…

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Matthew B. Johnson

Matthew B. Johnson

I’m a Sacramento-based writer, English professor, track coach, C-5 incomplete quadriplegic, diehard 49ers fan, comic book geek, and lover of all things coffee.