Why Men Love the Price of Bitcoin More than their Wife
Since ancient hunters prized the Big Kill, because it would feed the tribe for a month or more, male traders also tend to fantasize about big wins, which also increases dopamine levels — Daytradingpsychology.com
Bitcoin’s price is 99% emotion.
A red candle fuses another part of a man’s brain than a green one.
Research shows that the amount of dopamine that a candle in full swing causes for the average Joe trader can induce something called Traders Trance.
This trance will make Traders stare more at candles then at their woman.
All major Bitcoin moves have imprinted a strong emotion in all trader’s brains.
When I ask you where you were, what you felt, and the colour of your socks when Bitcoin hit 40K, you’ll probably tell me.
Do you know what your wife was wearing yesterday? Catch my drift?
Bitcoin is a 24/7 man cave with the best music, best food & best reward for your money. It’s the modern-day biggest threat to the institution of marriage.
A parabolic rise in Bitcoin’s price is the only way for males to get multiple orgasms a day. Bitcoin is in a parabolic run-up for weeks now. Do the math yourself.
These are just a few reasons why most men love the price of Bitcoin more than their woman.
Here are some more, and a little advice for women at the end.
Women like to be seen, as does Bitcoin
In fact, we all like to be seen.
My best guess is that a true Bitcoiner looks about 3 hours a day intensely to the price of Bitcoin. With all his presence. Then full quality screen time is probably over.
Imagine him being with his woman with this full presence for 3 hours? A new world would open for her and them.
Probably not gonna happen.
When Joe comes home or exits his trader's attic, the dopamine needs to rush down. He needs his me-time, integrating all those candles moving. He consolidates by watching YouTube videos from CryptoDaily or Krown’s crypto cave.
Even on the couch next to his woman, he’s in a cave.
Deep in our hearts, we know all the women in the world actually deserve that quality time. I guess they need to wait for a bull market.
Bitcoin is your witness of life
Following Bitcoin’s price is like staring in your life partners eyes for hours, trying to feel into the direction of her soul
I’ve been trading Bitcoin since April 2019 and it’s has been my biggest emotional rollercoaster ever.
The problem is I can’t really take emotionally distance from Bitcoin’s Price. Her high is my euphoria, her low is my dip, that I struggle to buy.
I know that doesn’t qualify me as a trader. I got kind of addicted to the dopamine that comes with it which makes me the 99% gambling trader, not the professional 1% one.
When you have the same treats, you probably remember exactly where you were when Bitcoin hit its 14K+ high after that long, long crypto winter. Or when it suddenly broke 20K on the 16th of December 2020.
Making love to your woman? I guess not.
Your imprint is probably the regret of not buying the dip— not what you did with your woman.
I don’t say its a bad or a good thing, its probably just the truth.
Bitcoin will never leave you
Most men struggle with abandonment issues.
Fear for a deeper rejection and abandonment makes them behave in a way that they, well lets be fair, get abandoned a lot.
Facing the abandonment trauma is too painful for most of us man, so we become possessive or escape into addictions like porn, working out, food, cars, social media and Bitcoin’s price. Or all of them.
Bitcoin is the perfect emotional safe haven.
She will never leave you even after yelling at her, not looking at her for a week, or other forms of neglect.
Neglect that eventually will make your woman leave you. Now you’ll feel even more bonded with Bitcoin.
Let’s be honest for a moment, Bitcoin will eventually set you free, you know that deep inside. Your woman never can.
You’re glad she’s gone, now you can finally install those trading screens in your bedroom.
Some advice for women
Now lets get serious for a minute.
When you are a woman and you made it this far in this piece, pay attention, here comes the advice.
Of course, your man loves you, he sees you, and now he wants you to see what he sees in Bitcoin so he can love you even more.
His ultimate wet dream is that you develop the same passion for Green Candles, Support lines and Parabolic surges as he has.
His divine Union is you both sharing a new Bitcoin all-time high and you are at least as euphoric while climaxing together towards the peak of this bull run.
This is why Girl Gone Crypto has so many followers.
In his mind, it's all worth it. His ancient hunter's big kill will make you both rich soon. He will take you out for dinner with a red Lambo, finally. Maybe he is covering up his lack of self-worth with those big Bitcoin dreams, but that doesn’t really matter.
When that’s a price worth paying for months of emotional distance and sex life on all times lows, stick with the guy.
In trading they say: Never catch a falling knife.
My advice, don’t try to catch your boyfriend when he falls for Bitcoin.
Wait till he hits the bottom and rise together, or get out early.