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It’s Called a Filter, Honey

And you should get one immediately.

Photo by Aleksandar Pasaric from Pexels

Embarrass the shit out of your parents at Disney on Ice, and they’ll hold that over your head forever. Apparently 2-year-old me wanted a stuffed chipmunk doll. When they didn’t cave, my voice found octaves capable of shattering ear drums and dreams.

All that, and I still didn’t get the stuffed animal.

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