How to Outsmart Your Dom

Ten things (not) to say to drive your top up the wall

© SPNKD

Nothing triggers and gets your (benign, sexual-) sadist or dominant going like small acts of defiance; snarky comments, ripe with brattiness. After thorough research, I’ve compiled the following list of all the things to not— under any circumstance — say to your sadistic partner during play. Their likely reactions are listed below.

1. I don’t bruise easily…
   We’ll see about that…(Makes damn sure you bruise a lot)
2. I never scream!
   That was before you met me! (You will scream)
3. I bet you can’t make me cry…
   Challenge accepted! (Prepare to weep)
4. Try me! (Said with a cocky smirk)
   Oh, I will… (Yep, they certainly will)
5. Oh no, not the cane! (Insert whatever else is in their hand)
   Double cane it is!
6. Oh no, I’m soooo scared… (Add a tinge of sarcasm)
   You’ve seen nothing yet. (They’ll show you)
7. Ouch, that hurts!
   You think that hurts, wait until you see this…
8. That barely hurt…
   Wait, what? (Steps up their game even further)
9. … (Make no sound at all and smile defyingly back at them)
   … (The lack of reaction drives them mad)
10. Wait, was that it?
    Hah, that was just the beginning… (Enter…