10 (Unofficial) Promotional Slogans for the NCAA Tournament

Who wouldn’t watch something with a promotional campaign this savvy?

Providing you a few weeks of somewhat bearable
small talk fodder with co-workers you hate.

Good enough to preempt some airings of “Law & Order” on TNT!

Watch Charles Barkley pretend he follows college basketball.

Live sports on a weekday afternoon. Of course you’ll watch.

Duke is almost definitely going to lose.

No one’s leg has gruesomely snapped off on live television since 2013!

The President watches.
You think you have better shit to do than the President?

So much scrappier than the NBA Playoffs!

Something to watch while recovering from the severing of your vas deferens! (If you don’t have Netflix.)

From corporate sponsorships to office pools,
let’s all make money off of unpaid college kids!