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16 — turkey bacon

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1 — slip ‘n’ slides

Turkey bacon is a low-fat alternative to regular bacon that is made from turkey meat.

Slip ‘n’ slides are long pieces of plastic with a stream of water running down them that allow people to slide.

9 — side boob

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8 — veterans

Side boob is the glimpse of the side of the human breast.

Veterans are people who have served their country in the military.

5 — Jews for Jesus

vs.

12 — cover bands

Jews for Jesus is an organization that focuses on converting Jewish people to Christianity.

Cover bands are bands that primarily play popular songs that they did not write.

4 — kale

vs.

13 — Steve Harvey

Kale is a vegetable with green or purple leaves.

Steve Harvey is an American television host, actor and comedian best known for starring in the eponymous “Steve Harvey Show.”

6 — the U.S. space program

vs.

11 — stuffed animals

The U.S. space program is America’s efforts in space exploration, aerospace and aeronautics, and is mostly organized under the umbrella of NASA (National Aeronautics and Space Agency).

Stuffed animals are fabric toys that are made to look like animals and filled with soft material.

3 — podcasts

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14 — punching someone in the face

Podcasts are audio programs available for download via the web.

Puncing someone in the face is using your fist to hit someone in the face.

7 — Starz Network

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10 — Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper

Starz Network is a premium (pay) cable and satellite television network.

Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper is the Prime Minister of Canada.

15 — hand jobs

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2 — diplomacy

Hand jobs are stimulation of a male to orgasm using his partner’s hand(s).

Diplomacy is the practice of skillful negotiation between heads of state of two different nations.