If Chargers don’t meet demands, Joey Bosa prepared to find work with Ohio State degree in Tackling Studies

SAN DIEGO — Joey Bosa’s contract holdout shows no sign of ending after the San Diego Chargers publicly announced yesterday that all future offers they make will be for less money than what has currently been offered because Bosa is now unable to make a full-season contribution to the team.

But the №3 overall pick has called his prospective employer’s bluff, saying that he is prepared to use his Ohio State education and find work in his field of study until his NFL career begins.

“I went to one of the best academic institutions in all of Ohio in Ohio State and I majored in Tackling Studies for three years,” Bosa said today. “And armed with a world class education in that field, I can get a great job in any number of exciting industries such as … being a bouncer. Or perhaps working stadium security at Chargers games. Also others, probably. It doesn’t have to be football. The Chargers need to know that I have as many as two other options.”

Bosa said he received straight 4.0s at Ohio State, and even produced a recommendation from one of his former professors. It read, in its entirety: “Joey, you are really good at tackling. I love how you grab the other guys and throw them to the ground. A+ for you again! Your professor (lol!), Urban Meyer.”

If his Tacking Studies degree doesn’t land a job right away, Bosa said he will look for work using his Ohio State minor: Rushin’ the Passer History.