24. Todd Bodine — NASCAR (1992-present)

Todd-ism: Likes cars.

23. Todd MacCulloch — NBA (1999–2003)

Todd-ism: Enjoys pinball.

22. Todd Hamilton — PGA Tour (2004-present)

Todd-ism: Wears lots of polo shirts.

21. Todd Sauerbrun — NFL (1995–2007)

Todd-ism: Has kind of a doughy body.

20. Todd Fuller — NBA (1996–2001)

Todd-ism: Bad haircut.

19. Todd Blackledge — NFL (1983–1989)

Todd-ism: Dad’s name is Ron.

18. Todd Pratt — MLB (1992–2006)

Todd-ism: Grew up in Nebraska.

17. Todd Bouman — NFL (1997–2010)

Todd-ism: Below average at his job.

16. Todd Marinovich — Los Angeles Raiders (1991–1992)

Todd-ism: Is a pretty big disappointment to his father.

15. Todd Van Poppel — MLB (1991–2004)

Todd-ism: Has a van.

14. Todd Coffey — MLB (2005–2012)

Todd-ism: Clothes don’t fit well.

13. Todd Collins — NFL (1995–2010)

Todd-ism: Had a job that included holding a clipboard.

12. Todd Pinkston — NFL (2000–2007)

Todd-ism: Has worked as a substitute teacher.

11. Todd Hollandsworth — MLB (1995–2006)

Todd-ism: Was born in Dayton, Ohio.

10. Todd Frazier — MLB (2011-present)

Todd-ism: Likes to eat at the same restaurant a lot.

9. Todd Ritchie — MLB (1997–2004)

Todd-ism: Has a wife named Kristi.

8. Todd Worrell — MLB (1985–1997)

Todd-ism: Likes to go hunting in his free time.

7. Todd Hundley — MLB (1990–2003)

Todd-ism: Lives in the Midwest.

6. Todd Day — NBA (1992–2001)

Todd-ism: Lived for a while in Milwaukee.

5. Todd Stottlemyre — MLB (1998–2002)

Todd-ism: Worse at the same job than his dad was.

4. Todd Zeile — MLB (1989–2004)

Todd-ism: Likes dumb movies and TV shows.

3. Todd Heap — NFL (2001–2012)

Todd-ism: Strongly supported Mitt Romney.

2. Todd Bertuzzi — NHL (1995-present)

Todd-ism: Likes to play golf in his free time.

1. Todd Helton — Colorado Rockies (1997–2013)

Todd-ism: Has a goatee.