The NFL’s 10 MOST RACIST Head Coaches

America’s foremost sports journalist, Stephen A. Smith, sounded the alarm on Chip Kelly’s blatant racism. But there are many more racists among the NFL coaching ranks.

1. Chip Kelly

Is Chip Kelly a huge racist? Stephen A. Smith said it best:

“Chip Kelly makes decisions over the last couple of years that, dare I say, leave a few brothers feeling uncomfortable … You got to be his kind of guy. And I’m like: ‘Riley Cooper is your kind of guy?’ … The operative word is ‘culture.’ … Now, I’m not gonna say I know, but it does strike me as a tad bit odd.”

So, yeah, it’s pretty obvious that Philadelphia Eagles head coach Chip Kelly is a huge racist. Let’s move on to the other most racist NFL head coaches …

2. John Fox

So John Fox becomes head coach of the Bears, and then a few weeks later the team coincidentally sends their best wide receiver, black man Brandon Marshall, to the JETS for a 5th Round pick? Come on. I’m not saying John Fox is racist. But that’s the exact kind of move a racist would make.

Don’t be surprised to see Fox use that 5th Rounder on a white player, as a RACIST would.

3. Jim Tomsula

The new 49ers head coach has seen Frank Gore leave, may want to trade Colin Kaepernick (Who is maybe part black? He’s at least URBAN.) and forced Patrick Willis to RETIRE FROM FOOTBALL FOREVER over not wanting to play for a racist head coach.*

If that’s not enough, Tomsula proudly sports a cop mustache in the style of a racist cop. Despicable

*probably

4. Mike Pettine

So Pettine is suspending Josh Gordon for a year, but supports Johnny Manziel in his rehab. Can anyone figure out the difference between Gordon and Manziel. I bet you can, Pettine, you RACIST.

5. Bill O’Brien

Bill O’Brien’s main career stops: Duke, New England, State College, Penn., and Texas. It’s like the guy is on a pleasure cruise of America’s most racist places. More like Bill O’Racist, amiright?

6.Bill Belichick

Bill Belichick sure loves white receivers, doesn’t he? You know who else loves white receivers? A little group called RACISTS. Also, can anyone recall ONE. SINGLE. TIME. that Bill Belichick is on record saying “I’m not a racist”? I sure don’t.

7. Marvin Lewis

Really? Marvin Lewis?

Yeah. Marvin “The Racist” Lewis.

Lewis has black players throughout his roster. Yet he wants to see them fail because he is forcing them to play with Andy Dalton. Only someone who hates black people would make them play for a team quarterbacked by Andy Dalton. Use your brain.

8. Mike Tomlin

Think of the (black) offensive talent Tomlin has just let walk away in recent years. Mike Wallace. Emmanuel Sanders. LeGarrette Blount. Limas Sweed. Yet Ben Roethlisberger and Heath Miller remain gainfully employed? Oooooookay, Tomlin, you racist.

Need extra proof? Remember when Tomlin tried to rip Jacoby Jones during a kick return in 2013? RACIST RACIST RACIST.

9. Gus Bradley

Jacksonville is practically in Georgia. Chances are all the people who live and work there are super-racist. Plus, observe Bradley’s hairstyle. SKINHEAD. Gus Bradley is a racist skinhead.

10. Tom Coughlin

Tom Coughlin is an angry, old, white man. He’s got to be racist as hell. No need to over-think this.


Originally published at www.sportspickle.com on March 9, 2015.