United announces plans to add trained NHL enforcers to all domestic flights

(SP) — United Airlines announced plans today to place a former NHL goon on every domestic flight to help manage its passengers. Ottawa Senators forward Chris Neil confirmed he will retire from hockey following the playoffs and take a job as a United flight enforcer.

“I think what we saw in the incident in Chicago in which a passenger had to be removed is that our flight attendants are not equipped to punch and drag a man efficiently and effectively,” said United CEO Oscar Munoz. “That’s on us and and …