What Your NCAA Tournament Bracket Pick Says About You

You can learn a lot about a person from their tourney pick.

Kentucky

You are trying to win your NCAA Tournament pool.

Duke

You don’t believe college athletes should be paid. In fact, you think everyone who isn’t a CEO is a worthless drain on society.

North Carolina

You feel that players who don’t have the pressure of taking actual classes can really focus on basketball come Tournament time.

Oregon

You think a team full of future Philadelphia Eagles tight ends will be tough for opponents to match up with physically.

Wisconsin

You think teams like Kentucky are too flashy and will be done in by a team who can play strong defense and run clock on offense.

Virginia

You think teams like Wisconsin are too flashy and will be done in by a team who can play strong defense and run clock on offense.

West Virginia

You’re making your famous raccoon chili for the opening four days of the Tournament.

Ohio State

You are confident the Buckeyes have an unknown third-stringer who will prove to be the best player in college basketball.

BYU

You are positive Mitt Romney would win the presidency in 2016 if he just gave it another go.

Stephen F. Austin

This team reminds you of your favorite gay porno, “Stephen F’s Austin”.

Hampton

The only Tournament pool you’re in is the SportsPickle FAIL Bracket Challenge.

Buffalo

You know nothing about sports history or the City of Buffalo.

Oklahoma

You love the idea of everyone at Oklahoma having to cheer for a bunch of black guys.

Villanova

You think Villanova is the best basketball team in Philadelphia and maybe just the best team in college basketball, too.

Louisville

You hate Kentucky even more than most people do.

UCLA

You are on the NCAA Tournament Selection Committee.