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Kobe Bryant: “I’m excited to focus all my energy on being Editorial Director of The Players…
Kobe Bryant: “I’m excited to focus all my energy on being Editorial Director of The Players…
LOS ANGELES — Kobe Bryant says he is at peace with the end of his playing career, in no small part because in his retirement from athletics…
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18 hrs ago
22 Year-Old Jordan Spieth Now on Pace to Blow More Majors Than Jack Nicklaus and Tiger Woods
22 Year-Old Jordan Spieth Now on Pace to Blow More Majors Than Jack Nicklaus and Tiger Woods
AUGUST, GA — Jordan Spieth continues to put his name among the greatest to have ever played the game of golf.
SportsPickle
3 days ago
Masters Ratings Hit All-Time High After Hologram Tiger Woods Takes the Lead
Masters Ratings Hit All-Time High After Hologram Tiger Woods Takes the Lead
AUGUSTA, GA — Ratings for the opening rounds of The Masters have hit an all-time high after a hologram of Tiger Woods shot a 59 today to…
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5 days ago
Sources: Baseball Playing Under 11 New Unwritten Rules for 2016 Season
Sources: Baseball Playing Under 11 New Unwritten Rules for 2016 Season
NEW YORK — According to several sources in Major League Baseball, the league has unofficially/officially adopted 11 new unwritten rules for…
SportsPickle
Apr 6
LeBron James Boldly Claims 2016 Cavaliers Would Lose to Warriors in Five Games
LeBron James Boldly Claims 2016 Cavaliers Would Lose to Warriors in Five Games
CLEVELAND — LeBron James boldly stated today that his 2016 Cavaliers team could take this year’s Golden State Warriors to five games before…
SportsPickle
Apr 5
Lakers Locker Room in Turmoil After Video of Them Playing Basketball Goes Public
Lakers Locker Room in Turmoil After Video of Them Playing Basketball Goes Public
LOS ANGELES — The Los Angeles Lakers are fighting amongst themselves after an embarrassing video of the team was made public, thoroughly…
SportsPickle
Mar 30
Browns Feel RG3’s Mobility a Perfect Fit for Offensive System of Broken Plays and Missed Blocks
Browns Feel RG3’s Mobility a Perfect Fit for Offensive System of Broken Plays and Missed Blocks
CLEVELAND — The Cleveland Browns are reportedly seriously considering signing former Washington quarterback Robert Griffin III after…
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Mar 23
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UNC to Award Players with Three Credits in Net-Cutting if They Win National Title
UNC to Award Players with Three Credits in Net-Cutting if They Win National Title
HOUSTON — The North Carolina Tar Heels are just 40 minutes away from winning the program’s sixth national title, but university…
SportsPickle
Apr 3
Syracuse Basketball Self-Reports to NCAA That They’re Kicking Everyone’s Ass
Syracuse Basketball Self-Reports to NCAA That They’re Kicking Everyone’s Ass
SYRACUSE, NY — The Syracuse University athletic department sent notice to the NCAA today admitting that they are “beating everyone” and…
SportsPickle
Mar 28
Grayson Allen Excited to Get Started on Offseason Internship Overcharging for AIDS Medication
Grayson Allen Excited to Get Started on Offseason Internship Overcharging for AIDS Medication
DURHAM, NC — Duke Blue Devils guard Grayson Allen saw his team get eliminated from the NCAA Tournament on Thursday night in dominating…
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Mar 25
A-Rod Announces Plans to Retire After He Tests Positive for Currently Undetectable Super-PED
A-Rod Announces Plans to Retire After He Tests Positive for Currently Undetectable Super-PED
TAMPA — New York Yankees slugger has announced his plans to retire from baseball at the conclusion of the 2017 season when his current…
SportsPickle
Mar 24
Bracket of Completely Random Things That Aren’t Related in Any Way: Eyelash Region, Round 2
Bracket of Completely Random Things That Aren’t Related in Any Way: Eyelash Region, Round 2
Time to decide 2016’s greatest random thing of all!
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Mar 22
Cubans Hopeful Open Relations with America Will Introduce Them to Better Sports Than Baseball
Cubans Hopeful Open Relations with America Will Introduce Them to Better Sports Than Baseball
HAVANA — With US-Cuban relations moving forward for the first time in decades, the Cuban people are hopeful that reopening the connection…
SportsPickle
Mar 22
Drake LaRoche Asked to Stop Bringing His Dad to Middle School
Drake LaRoche Asked to Stop Bringing His Dad to Middle School
FORT SCOTT, KANSAS — Drake LaRoche was told by his middle school principal today that he will be expelled from school if he continues to…
SportsPickle
Mar 18
Bracket of Completely Random Things That Aren’t Related in Any Way: Wheat Beer Region, Round 1
Bracket of Completely Random Things That Aren’t Related in Any Way: Wheat Beer Region, Round 1
Time to decide 2016’s greatest random thing of all!
SportsPickle
Mar 18
Bracket of Completely Random Things That Aren’t Related in Any Way: Eyelash Region, Round 1
Bracket of Completely Random Things That Aren’t Related in Any Way: Eyelash Region, Round 1
Time to decide 2016’s greatest random thing of all!
SportsPickle
Mar 17
The Worst Bracket Wins: Join the SportsPickle FAIL Bracket Challenge
The Worst Bracket Wins: Join the SportsPickle FAIL Bracket Challenge
Back again for another year, but now will the worst Prize Pack yet!
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Mar 16
Report: Obama to Stress That Duke Sucks in Historic Final Presidential NCAA Tournament Bracket
Report: Obama to Stress That Duke Sucks in Historic Final Presidential NCAA Tournament Bracket
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Outgoing U.S. president Barack Obama will attempt to bring the nation together with a unifying message in his historic…
SportsPickle
Mar 14
Baseball Player Creates Firestorm by Saying Baseball Should be Fun
Baseball Player Creates Firestorm by Saying Baseball Should be Fun
VIERA, FLA. — Washington Nationals outfielder Bryce Harper created a huge controversy yesterday by stating in an interview that the sport…
SportsPickle
Mar 11
Texans GM on Signing Brock Osweiler: “We think he could break many of Matt Schaub’s records”
Texans GM on Signing Brock Osweiler: “We think he could break many of Matt Schaub’s records”
HOUSTON — Houston Texans general manager Rick Smith stated today that new quarterback Brock Osweiler has the potential to go down as the…
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Mar 10
Speculation Grows That LeBron Hitting Kevin Love in the Back of the Head with a Shovel Was Targeted…
Speculation Grows That LeBron Hitting Kevin Love in the Back of the Head with a Shovel Was Targeted…
CLEVELAND — LeBron James knocked teammate Kevin Love out with a brutal swing of a shovel to the back of the power forward’s head this…
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Mar 9
Eagles Announce Mark Sanchez Has Been Put to Death by Firing Squad
Eagles Announce Mark Sanchez Has Been Put to Death by Firing Squad
PHILADELPHIA — The Philadelphia Eagles announced this morning that backup quarterback Mark Sanchez has been executed by firing squad as the…
SportsPickle
Mar 8
Peyton Manning’s Ripped Wife Expected to Compete for Broncos Starting QB Job in 2016
Peyton Manning’s Ripped Wife Expected to Compete for Broncos Starting QB Job in 2016
DENVER — Peyton Manning retired from football on Monday, but there may be another Manning under center for the Broncos next season as his…
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Mar 7
Peyton Manning Announces Plans to Relaunch as Retirement Lifestyle Brand
Peyton Manning Announces Plans to Relaunch as Retirement Lifestyle Brand
DENVER — Longtime sports brand Peyton Manning will be rolled out today as a retirement lifestyle brand servicing those in the 40-and-over…
SportsPickle
Mar 7
5 Reasons Steph Curry is OVERRATED
5 Reasons Steph Curry is OVERRATED
1. He’s Not Tough
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Mar 4
NCAA Threatens Teams with Holding Entire Tournament in Dayton if Quality of Play Doesn’t Improve
NCAA Threatens Teams with Holding Entire Tournament in Dayton if Quality of Play Doesn’t Improve
INDIANAPOLIS — NCAA officials have been in touch with top-tier college basketball programs to let them know that the poor quality of play…
SportsPickle
Mar 3
Broncos Players Told Peyton Manning Has Been Sent to Play for a Nice Team in the Country
Broncos Players Told Peyton Manning Has Been Sent to Play for a Nice Team in the Country
DENVER — Denver Broncos players were informed today by team president John Elway and head coach Gary Kubiak that quarterback Peyton Manning…
SportsPickle
Mar 2
Report: NBA Pressuring ’96 Bulls to Get Back Together to Take On Warriors
Report: NBA Pressuring ’96 Bulls to Get Back Together to Take On Warriors
CHICAGO — There is a growing sense of inevitability in the NBA that the league is facing complete and total decimation at the hands of the…
SportsPickle
Mar 1
Grayson Allen Now Polling Above Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio Among Republican Voters
Grayson Allen Now Polling Above Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio Among Republican Voters
DURHAM, NC — Duke Blue Devils guard Grayson Allen is now sitting ahead of both Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio in the most recent national polling…
SportsPickle
Feb 26
Stan Kroenke Vows He Will Get Mexico to Pay for New $2.6 Billion Rams Stadium
Stan Kroenke Vows He Will Get Mexico to Pay for New $2.6 Billion Rams Stadium
LOS ANGELES — Los Angeles Rams owner Stan Kroenke proclaimed today that he will get Mexico to foot the bill for the planned $2.6 billion…
SportsPickle
Feb 26
NFL Combine Debuts New Concussion Recovery Drill
NFL Combine Debuts New Concussion Recovery Drill
INDIANAPOLIS — The drills at the annual NFL Combine have long measured the speed, strength, quickness and explosiveness of draft prospects…
SportsPickle
Feb 25
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Massachusetts Prisons Ban Inmate Party Cruises in Wake of Aaron Hernandez’s Escape
Massachusetts Prisons Ban Inmate Party Cruises in Wake of Aaron Hernandez’s Escape
LANCASTER, MASS. — The warden at the Souza-Baranowski Correctional Facility in Lancaster, Mass., has apologized after allowing Aaron…
SportsPickle
Feb 23
Kurt Rambis Calls Timeout to See if Anyone Has a Brazzers Password
Kurt Rambis Calls Timeout to See if Anyone Has a Brazzers Password
NEW YORK — New York Knicks head coach Kurt Rambis called a full timeout with 1:49 left in his team’s 27-point loss to the Raptors last…
SportsPickle
Feb 23
WORLD AT WAR AFTER GRONK CRUISE DRUNKENLY SAILS INTO RUSSIAN WATERS
WORLD AT WAR AFTER GRONK CRUISE DRUNKENLY SAILS INTO RUSSIAN WATERS
EARTH — World War III has broken out after a party cruise hosted by New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski sailed into Russian…
SportsPickle
Feb 21
Bartolo Colon Reports to Spring Training in the Worst Shape of His Life
Bartolo Colon Reports to Spring Training in the Worst Shape of His Life
PORT ST. LUCIE, FLA — New York Mets pitcher Bartolo Colon arrived at the team’s spring training facility yesterday and declared himself in…
SportsPickle
Feb 19
Floyd Mayweather Brashly Proclaims That He Is Far More Homophobic Than Manny Pacquiao
Floyd Mayweather Brashly Proclaims That He Is Far More Homophobic Than Manny Pacquiao
LAS VEGAS — Undefeated and five-division world champion Floyd Mayweather, Jr. responded to Manny Pacquiao’s comments comparing homosexuals…
SportsPickle
Feb 18
Rumors of a Relationship Swirl After Pitchers, Catchers Arrive at Camp Together Again
Rumors of a Relationship Swirl After Pitchers, Catchers Arrive at Camp Together Again
CLEARWATER, FLA — Pitchers and catchers were seen arriving at baseball fields together across Florida and Arizona today, showing up a good…
SportsPickle
Feb 17
Kobe Holds Back Tears During All-Star Tribute: “I refuse to become a stupid meme”
Kobe Holds Back Tears During All-Star Tribute: “I refuse to become a stupid meme”
TORONTO — Los Angeles Lakers legend Kobe Bryant maintained his composure during a touching All-Star pregame ceremony honoring his NBA…
SportsPickle
Feb 15
Several Teams Reportedly Interested in Trading for Dwight Howard to Punch Him in the Face
Several Teams Reportedly Interested in Trading for Dwight Howard to Punch Him in the Face
HOUSTON —Rockets big man Dwight Howard is on the market and Houston general manager Daryl Morey says he has already received numerous calls…
SportsPickle
Feb 12
Loser Columnist Not Gracious After Writing Particularly Awful Cam Newton Article
Loser Columnist Not Gracious After Writing Particularly Awful Cam Newton Article
PROVO, UT — Provo Times-Union columnist Jeff Dailey wrote an undeniably terrible column about Cam Newton following Super Bowl 50, but would…
SportsPickle
Feb 10
Knicks Offer Head Coach Job to LeBron James
Knicks Offer Head Coach Job to LeBron James
NEW YORK — The New York Knicks know who they want to lead their team next and it’s Cleveland Cavaliers head coach LeBron James.
SportsPickle
Feb 9
How Classy Peyton Manning Would Have Answered Cam Newton’s Postgame Questions
How Classy Peyton Manning Would Have Answered Cam Newton’s Postgame Questions
What’s your message to Panthers fans?
SportsPickle
Feb 8
Honest NFL Headlines: Super Bowl 50
Honest NFL Headlines: Super Bowl 50
Still the only place for honesty in football #journalism.
SportsPickle
Feb 8
Reports: Cam Newton Still Black Just Hours Before Super Bowl
Reports: Cam Newton Still Black Just Hours Before Super Bowl
SANTA CLARA, CA — According to several reports from eyewitnesses that have seen him just hours before Super Bowl 50 is to kickoff, Carolina…
SportsPickle
Feb 6
John Fox Cries Himself to Sleep Looking at Facebook Pictures of Broncos and Panthers with Their New…
John Fox Cries Himself to Sleep Looking at Facebook Pictures of Broncos and Panthers with Their New…
CHICAGO — Chicago Bears head coach John Fox wept himself to sleep last night while browsing through Facebook and Instagram photos showing…
SportsPickle
Feb 5
Jim Harbaugh Opens Foster Home for Troubled 2017 Five-Star Recruits
Jim Harbaugh Opens Foster Home for Troubled 2017 Five-Star Recruits
ANN ARBOR, MICH. — Michigan Wolverines head coach Jim Harbaugh has announced that he will open his home as a foster parent to “any and all…
SportsPickle
Feb 4
Report: Peyton Manning Telling Close Friends That They’ll Love the New Buick Verano
Report: Peyton Manning Telling Close Friends That They’ll Love the New Buick Verano
SANTA CLARA, CA — Peyton Manning may not be sure yet about his future in football, but he’s sure about the car his close friends should be…
SportsPickle
Feb 3
Flowchart: Should You Tweet At a Recruit?
Flowchart: Should You Tweet At a Recruit?
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Feb 1
John Scott Announces Plans to Pursue Career as a Hockey Player
John Scott Announces Plans to Pursue Career as a Hockey Player
NASHVILLE — Following a breakthrough performance in the NHL All-Star Game in which he scored two goals and was named MVP, longtime…
SportsPickle
Feb 1
Panthers Third-String QB Joe Webb: “Hey, if anyone cares, I’m also black”
Panthers Third-String QB Joe Webb: “Hey, if anyone cares, I’m also black”
CHARLOTTE — Carolina Panthers third-string quarterback Joe Webb attempted to get some attention today off of all the coverage surrounding…
SportsPickle
Jan 29
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