Mundane Developer Horoscopes
Aries (Mar 21-Apr 19) and Pisces (Feb 19-Mar 20)
The Summer Sun brings much misfortune this coming week. A new developer will join the team, bringing a host of problems to the codebase. Be wary of formatting issues as well as goto statements in the developer’s code. The Summer Sun suggests using a linter.
Taurus (Apr 20-May 20) and Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18)
Jupiter will soon align with the moon bringing misfortune to your codebase. Python indentation issues in your latest commit will break the build causing other developers to give you disapproving glares for the rest of the week. The misfortune will continue as you find that the CSS the new intern wrote contains a number of “!important” statements.
Gemini (May 21-June 20) and Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19)
The moon is in a favorable position for Gemini’s and Capricorn’s, which may swing the tide in your favor. This Tuesday, you will clean out your office refrigerator — something you have been meaning to do for months. Unfortunately, not all is favorable for you in the coming weeks. Your favorite coffee machine will break unexpectedly, while maintenance is nowhere to be found.
Cancer (June 21-July 22) and Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)
The Libra moon may lighten up your mood at work and inject some fun into your mundane life. When the Libra moon is at its peak, this Thursday, your boss will let you work from home. In addition, your build process will get 10% faster.
Leo (July 23-Aug 22) Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21)
Neptune’s position will bring with it a host of changes to your development lifestyle. The standing desk you requested will finally arrive, but you will quickly get tired of standing at work and request your old sitting desk.
Libra (Sep 23-Oct 22) and Virgo (Aug 23-Sep 22)
This weekend’s Social Saturn will allow you to speak openly to your friends and coworkers. Social Saturn will allow you to finally tell everyone that you actually prefer tabs instead of spaces.
