Background & Bio, Experience & Expertise…

Wait, who the hell ARE you??

Jeff Goldblatt is an Atlanta-based Entrepreneur & Startup Founder, Advisor, Mentor, Thinker, Re-Thinker, Strategist, Logician, and Viral Media Expert… with 12+ years experience with various B2C startups (and an MBA from Emory University’s Goizueta Business School). As creator of The Rejection Hotline® , 300+ Humor Hotlines, National “Get Over It Day”… and 40+ viral ventures that have individually reached over a million people EACH — and collectively engaged audiences of HALF A BILLION, he has become a nationally-recognized authority on viral media and content creation (scroll down for a sample of his viral ventures).

“My (relatively unique) experience/expertise is creating and analyzing potentially-viral concepts and content that will resonate with large/diverse audiences, intuitively recognizing/evaluating MANY factors (the art, science, math, psychology, mechanics, etc.) that impact virality, and differentiating an “idea” from an “IDEA+++” (an idea + Vision + Viability + Viral potential, and more)…”
[Editor’s Note] …but then, in 2014, it was like he suddenly just disappeared! Some believe he died, some believe he fell off a cruise ship and is stranded on a Caribbean island with no phone or passport, but just last week TMZ reported he’s been secretly dating Taylor Swift, Jennifer Lawrence, and Anna Kendrick (yes, all 3!), so there are rumors circulating that he’ll soon be making a big comeback. In the meantime, below is a sample of ~15 years of his “Viral Whatever” experience, prior to suddenly vanishing into obscurity…

EXPERIENCE & EXPERTISE: Jeff’s ~15 Years of Creating “Viral Whatever”


NOTE: *** indicates assets remain in our possession and there is re-launch potential (in some form) — contact us to discuss

Apparently Amazon still has a few copies of the book!

2001: — an online advice/humor column that “went viral” (before Jeff even knew what “viral” meant) and developed a loyal following of online readers on 739 college campuses, received millions of page views, and was syndicated in several college newspapers as large as The Centre Daily Times at Penn State…

2002: The Rejection Hotline® — created as a joke in 2001, the humorous fake phone number service took off virally in 2002 (thanks to word-of-mouth buzz and mainstream media coverage by CNN, the LA Times, and much more). It would go on to average more than 1 Million Calls Per Month for the next 10+ years… ***

2003: Just Thought You Should Know — a collection of email generators (and phone numbers/messages) notifying people of something they might not be aware of (bad breath, body odor, stuff in their teeth, etc.). In particular, the Bad Breath Notification phone number struck a nerve, went viral, and received more than 20 Million Phone Calls itself… ***

2004: It Could Always Suck More® — with just the right mix of serious inspiration/motivation and edgy humor, the trademarked phrase resonated with the masses, initially going viral via a Humor Hotline (25+ Million calls), but demonstrated additional viral/brand appeal selling 10,000+ “It Could Always Suck More” wristbands. ***

2005: Screen Numbers — Recognizing a need for secondary phone numbers (for dating, business, CraigsList, etc.), I haphazardly launched in 2005. Despite decent traction (~10,000 users), it was unfortunately never made a top priority. On Sept. 25, 2006, a company named Grand Central launched the same service (11 months after us). Admittedly, they did it better. But it still stung a year later when Google bought them for $95 MILLION and it became Google Voice :)

2006: SnapVine — I had begun speaking at conferences as a Creativity and Viral Marketing expert and I was approached by the CEO of a startup in Seattle (bringing VoIP to Social Media) to be their interim Creative Director as they sought Product-Market Fit. We found it, scaled the product virally, and SnapVine was acquired by in 2008 for ~$20 Million.

2007: Get Over It Day ® (GOID) — A goofy idea (to create a national holiday?!), but the core idea (that EVERYONE has SOMETHING to get over) resonated with the masses and we received thousands of emails from people telling us what they needed to get over, there were events across the country, national brands offered Get Over It Day specials, and Get Over It Day was announced to the world by Good Morning America, The Today Show, ESPN SportsCenter and more! ***

“Get Over It Day” featured on ESPN SportsCenter

2008–2012: Humor Hotlines (RH Brands) — After firing myself as CEO of my own company, bringing on a business partner, raising ~$1 Million in funding and figuring out the “in-call audio advertising” business model, all my other ideas/projects were put aside and we had a great run (4+ profitable years of 7-figure revenue, 300+ Humor Hotlines, 475 Million calls), until…***

2013: After Verizon and AT&T made some big changes to the mobile content industry (our main advertisers), we were unable to pivot successfully, and we made the difficult decision to shut the company down — laying off our employees, and selling off our 2000+ phone numbers. [Note: I personally bought back all unsold assets — including The Rejection Hotline and all Humor Hotlines’ audio files — some of which will be re-launched as part of The Whatever Network.] *** — As of this writing, the fully-functional MVP is back up and functioning — check it out, and let me know if you want to come on board (potentially as a Co-Founder!) to help re-launch it!

2014 — Q1&Q2: I moved into the Atlanta Tech Village and, while investing in and advising/mentoring a few younger entrepreneurs, I THOUGHT I had decided that Prediction Log would be my next full-time startup — the idea being that predictions are everywhere, yet there is no central location to officially log predictions, so there is a permanent record and “Proof that you called it!” (B2C = User-generated content, audience engagement, “Promoted Predictions”, etc. / B2B = users/data and/or SaaS models). I still believe there is a good business opportunity here; BUT, after 6 months development and a moderately-successful semi-private beta test (~300 users, ~500 predictions), I hit the pause button after a few big epiphanies (all of which related to me, personally — NONE of which had to do with the potential/viability of the business!)…#IamNOTaCEO 

2014 Q3 and… — I (finally) started to take a good hard look at who I am as an entrepreneur — my strengths, my weaknesses, where I’ve been successful, where I’ve missed opportunities, when I’ve felt inspired, when I’ve felt burned out. And I (finally) started taking the time to process the many lessons I’ve learned over the years…

3 Years of Thinking/Writing/Planning: (Entrepreneurial Epiphanies) (Thoughts & Theories) (Improvement Initiatives) (“We make Sh*t Go Viral” Secret Sauce)
Part-Time “Pursuit of Proof” Premises & Programs: / /
Practicing What We Preach: /

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