Do You Ever Feel Like a Plastic Bag?

Good for storing grocery swag.

Do you ever feel
Like a plastic bag?
Made of plastic and
Just a plastic bag?

Do you ever feel
Like you’re plastic and
In the shape of bags
Literally a bag?

Do you ever feel
like you’re a plastic bag?
And People carry things around in you cause you’re bag?
Do you know that there’s
Still a chance for you
Cause plastic bags are good
You just gotta remain
Intact
And still
A bag
And not just shreds of torn plastic bag

Cause baby you’re a plastic bag
So carry things around. Don’t snag.
Make them go “ah ah ah”
“I can reuse this for sure sure sure”

Cause baby you’re a plastic bag
Good for storing grocery swag
Make them go “ah ah ah”
They got you at the grocery store, store, store

You don’t have to feel like a wasted space
You’re original, cannot be replaced
Until you’re replaced by, another plastic bag
After a plastic bag, comes another bag

Maybe a reason why
Bags get thrown away
Is that when they tear they are technically no longer bags
They’re just pieces of
Torn plastic and
Cannot hold onto things

Cause baby you’re a plastic bag
So carry things around. Don’t snag.
Make them go “ah ah ah”
“I can reuse this for sure sure sure”

Cause baby you’re a plastic bag
Good for storing grocery swag
Make them go “ah ah ah”
They got you at the grocery store, store, store

Bag, bag, bag
You’ve got handles and you sag, sag, sag
Because you’re a plastic bag, bag, bag
And people put things into bags, bags, bags

Cause baby you’re a plastic bag
So carry things around. Don’t snag.
Make them go “ah ah ah”
“I can reuse this one for sure sure sure”

Cause baby you’re a plastic bag
Good for storing grocery swag
Make them go “ah ah ah”
They got you at the grocery store, store, store

Bag, bag, bag,
Yessir you’re a plastic bag, bag, bag
Bag, bag, bag,
Yessir you’re a plastic bag, bag, bag

*song slowly fades*