NOW HIRING Mavens, Rockstars, and Serial Killers

kelly dickinson
Polecat
Published in
1 min readApr 29, 2016

Do you want to work for a fun, innovative company? Are you passionate, creative, and willing to work hard? Do you think so far outside the box you barely know what the box is? Then come join our team.

Don’t think you can be defined by a simple job description? Neither do we. Just send us your resume if you think your skills and experience might fit any of the following descriptions.

Here’s what we’re looking for:

marketing ninja

digital marketing assassin

product superstar

administrative rockstar

secretarial rap-metal chart-topping genius

mailroom fanatic

analytics addict

inside sales man-at-arms

operations lady-in-waiting

finance award-winning Rawhide fan-fiction author

facilities guru

design monk

account management soothsayer

brand pirate

warehouse sommelier

outside sales Zacchaeus the tax collector from the Gospel of Luke

editorial Jedi

legal Pokemon Trainer

Human Resources Aes Sedai

social media maven

content gardener

community guttersnipe

development murderer

audience development literal doctor of medicine

systems engineer pile of dirt

web operations specialist

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kelly dickinson
Polecat

friend to small creatures. @kickinson on twitter.