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Netflix’s Next Big Hit -The Squirrel Saga Unraveled — Starring Steve The Squirrel
This is a very long and complicated case. Please see the full facts at the end of this PAGE.
To summarize: Marcus Musick alleges he was ‘cussed’ out by Steve the Squirrel. Steve responded Isabel Villasmil, MRes. and then sued — winning the court case Sophia Tell- Stories 🤓📢🤓 Steve attended therapy. Bette A. Ludwig 🔍 PhD Marcus is now being interviewed by SCU Sophia Tell- Stories 🤓📢🤓
Now a producer from Nexflix would like to serialise the story:
Dear Mr. Marcus,
We are eager to secure the rights to your personal story before any potential legal proceedings and your acquaintance with a jail cell!
From our understanding, the charges you face include false imprisonment, slander, kidnapping, and the alleged hiring of Hootie to dispose of Steve.
Since you have yet to be convicted, we aim to secure the rights for serialization.
But do not worry we are exploring other options such as Kevin Heart! and the Rock!
We already have the scripts based on the stories of your fellow Medium writers…..please see below for your perusal
But…
We value your input in the casting process and would appreciate your thoughts on the matter. We can offer you good compensation for the sole rights to this story, even if you go to prison.
Please take a moment to review the attached pictures of yourself and select the one most suitable for portraying your character.
We envision a sizzling 10-part series, though we understand the gravity of the crime requires careful handling.
This story must be told
Steve has not been seen in a little while. We would be grateful if you could select a picture that best resembles him.
So we can get his character cast just right. Indeed if you are in contact with his cousin, he can play Steve.
We eagerly await your prompt response.
We are thrilled to be seeking actors to play your part, but unfortunately, Keano Reeves has regrettably declined.
We have to use actors Just in case you are otherwise detained and therefore would be unable to commit to completing the series. Best to cast someone now.
But do not worry we are exploring other options such as Kevin Heart! and the Rock!
Additionally, if there is anyone in your family who resembles you and has acting experience, please do let us know.
We eagerly anticipate your reply.
PS: We remain hopeful that Mr Spielberg will consider directing particularly as he shares the same name as Steve the Squirrel.
All the best.
Your favourite Netflix Producer LARO ✨✨
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