The Case of Missing Steve the Squirrel
Special crimes unit has been contacted — this is escalating!
Suspect — Mr Marcus . Victim — Steve The Squirrel
This is a very long and complicated case. Please see full facts at the end of this page.
To summarize: Marcus Musick alleges he was ‘cussed’ out by Steve the Squirrel. Steve responded Isabel Villasmil, MRes. and then sued — winning the court case Sophia Tell- Stories 🤓📢🤓 Steve attended therapy. Bette A. Ludwig 🔍 PhD
We suspect foul play. Steve’s lawyer has now called in the Special Crimes Unit.
Interview Recording Transcript:
SCU interviewed Mr. Marcus at his property.
We need to interview you regarding the disappearance of Steve Squirrel.
Mr. Marcus, is it true you arranged for an Hootie Owl to escort Steve to London, despite knowing that owls have a tendency to lunch on squirrels?
Did you intentionally put said squirrel in harm’s way, endangering his life?
Mr. Marcus, do you know where Steve the Squirrel is? If so, tell us today. We’ll be tracking any payments made to the owl.
In the meantime, Mr. Marcus, please stay at your writing desk. Refrain from contacting Hootie.
Sophia Tell- Stories 🤓📢🤓states that Steve never made it to London, which is quite concerning.
Moreover, we’ve been informed that his cousin has arrived on your property, likely trying to figure out where you’ve hidden Steve.
We know you’re hurting and upset that he threw nuts at you. We understand. We know you wouldn’t have deliberately harmed him, but perhaps in a fit of rage you did something you regret?
Make it easy on yourself, Mr Marcus.
We know this has been an ordeal, but seriously, where is Steve? We won’t be angry.
Here’s what we think happened, Mr Marcus:
On the night Steve was due to catch his plane, he came to see you just to say goodbye and clear the air.
But you both argued.
Steve threw some more nuts at you, and in a fit of anger, you called the owl.
However, Hootie Owl had another job and said he couldn’t get to you until later in the week. Plus, he hadn’t received the transfer payment you promised.
You then shoved poor Steve into your basement. Steve pleaded for you to stop and release him back into the wild, but you just went back to your writing.
Then, perhaps Steve managed to escape, and you conveniently informed the Hootie Owl. Or, you’re orchestrating this as a ruse, holding onto Steve while planning to shift the blame onto the Hootie.
You’ve sneakily spread rumors that Steve has headed North, all while secretly keeping him captive and feigning ignorance about his whereabouts.
To disguise the fact that you’ve captured Steve, you’ve taken a picture of his cousin and are pretending it’s Steve.
Mr. Marcus, come clean. We’re not here to judge, just to find Steve. Your help will go along way in reducing your sentence if you are convicted.
Dear Reader, what do you think Marcus did with Steve?
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