SOLILOQUY OF A PISSED-OFF CAMEL

To pee, or not to pee. Okay, screw Hamlet; I mean, look at the size of this load, and I really need to get up and pee. Humans, they’re the most pissing-off-est people on earth, and in heaven. Who puts a camel on a beach! And puts this kind of load on the camel! What’s in the load anyway, a country?…

Oh here comes one of these trigger-happy photographers — those ones are the silliest: shooting at everything like it’s open season… Wait, okay, gotta strike that airhead Instagram pose… Shit, I hope I got this sillygirl-selfie pout right…‎ Shoot, bitch! I’m not going to stay like this forever; my bladder is pissed off to bursting!

‘Pictory’ — A picture and a story speaking of and from each other.

Story — Olubunmi Familoni

Picture — Kimani Wandaka

Originally published at kimaniwandaka.wordpress.com on January 27, 2016.